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    The poster reads, from the top:

    Times When it is Okay to Interrupt Mr. Malkin:

    1.) Hitler invades Russia
    2.) Fire
    3.) German U-boat spotted in the Allegheny
    4.) Sidney Crosby walks in the room

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    24 Jun 2017

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    Stiles groans and drops his face into his hands. “I’m seventeen, I can kind of use mountain ash and I can explode houses when I’m mad enough. How am I gonna win any kind of magic fight?”

    “We’ll work on it,” Deaton says, as infuriatingly calm as ever. “The important thing to remember, Stiles, is that when everything else is chaos, you’re the port in the storm.”

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    Laura Hale never died, and Stiles is magic.

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    23 Jun 2017

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    or: Five times Percival Graves said he was married, and one time Tina believed him.

    When Director Graves starts elaborating on his supposed husband, the entire department is even more certain he doesn't exist - an author and a dragon tamer, who's somehow captured a creature that can kill a hundred wizards at a time? And what sort of name is Newt, anyway?

    Tina's one of them - at least, until Newt Scamander, magizoologist, shows up in New York and lets a Niffler loose. And when he realises Graves has been replaced by an imposter, things only get more complicated from there.

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    22 Jun 2017

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    Alternatively, “Kent and Alexei’s Guide on How to Screw Around and (Not) Talk about Feelings”

    The year in which Kent Parson, famous NHL player and renowned (read: lonely) party animal, reads trashy erotic novels, fails to learn Russian from Alexei’s mom through elaborate contemporary dance, co-adopts a dog, and fucks his way into domesticity and, surprisingly, a functional relationship.

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    22 Jun 2017

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    Because every fandom needs a bakery au.

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    20 Jun 2017