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    It wasn't cosplay

    &

    Definitely the yellow fanny pack.

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    The tiara was forlorn, stored in the wrong bin, and slightly munged at the tip.

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    They aren't silent. The sentinels who stand in the forest. They creak. They groan. Their branches make a sort of chorus in the wind.

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    Every time a new fan is born, a plot bunny gets its wings, which is unnatural and leads to crossovers. So, remember, what happens on the internet stays on the internet.

    Or what happens when Ichabod complains about Christmas in the modern era.

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    Hey, hey, they’re the Mesopotamians.
    They like to Tigris around.
    Hey, hey, they’re the Mesopotamians.
    They’re too busy singing,
    to put anybody down.

    Except for Ashurbanipal,
    because he says your haircut
    makes you look like a Mohenjo-Daroan.

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    The word broyay isn't exactly in the dictionary.

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    It shouldn't have worked.

    It wasn't proper. Uranus knew that a planet should form relationships with moons and not other planets, and ze had moons. Dull proper conversations that provided no enlightenment. They sparked no enrichment in hirs existence.

    But when Uranus aligned with Neptune, Neptune would form these bright spots in hirs upper atmosphere. Ze would say, "Oh, hey, Uranus. You look. Wonderful. Oh, I've missed you so."

    Uranus would spin quietly, trembling with their relative proximity across the vastness of space.

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    Brittany tried to do what she did every (once a week) night. Put on an episode of "Fondue for Two." That was a little hard what with the genetically enhanced animals trying to take over the world. Or the Prom. Will no one think of the gummy worms and the chips? Maybe tomorrow. There's always tomorrow night.

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    It was not a small world. It was all connected.

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    The night before they left, lots of creatures were stirring. Although, not so much mice. Belle planned for everything on their road trip. She'd made lists. Mulan rented the car. Tiana made time to go. But nobody expects ninja-pirates. Or the Spanish Inquisition, but they stayed home. So really it was just ninja-pirates. And a fire bird. And singing gargoyles. But those last two were on Belle's list.

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    BATTER my heart, five person'd Gods; for, you
    As yet but knock, breathe, shine, and seek to mend;
    That I may rise, and stand, o'erthrow me, and bend
    Your force, to break, blow, burn and make me new.

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    So, hey I'm ISON, or you know Ison, not to be all shouty at you, because I'm not a shouty Comet. Not like some. I also go by C/2012 S1, but I like totally prefer Ison.

    I use this journal for writing about my thoughts and dreams and stuff. Okay, mostly my love life, which... gets complicated.

    But I'm looking for that special someone, who makes me light up.

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    Queen La, the lonely. High Priestess La, the empty. All she asked for was a companion to share her burden. A non-monkey burden. The Leopard priests brought her a slightly bruised daughter. Queen La, the lonely, wasn’t quite so lonely now that she had her lost princess.

    Princess Ja of Opar wore for a crown that which she had killed with her own hand, because nobody hurts Mummy and gets away with it.

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    In this lai, I set forth the adventure that relates how the good knight Jean Lanval came to cleave with Mystery, and how though an ever leftward turning path he and his Lord chose, still they came to the right.

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    The subject of another lai I shall now tell. It concerns Sherlock Lackland, and how he came to understand the best practical application of the Great Work, and how though an ever leftward turning path he and his vassal chose, still they came to the right.

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    Long, long ago, and far, far away, princesses held their own.

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    Now listen close, you land lubbers and you'll hear the tale of Red-Handed Jill and how she came to sail the seven seas and beyond.

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    Her first step is in a meadow. She won't remember it. Who remembers their first step after all? Tremulous. Toddling. Toppling. Plop the wee distance of tiny chubby legs on soft green blades of grass that bend at the blow. She falls. All children fall.

    She does not so much rise again, as grow.

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    Hear now in praise of the Queen of Heaven
    She who drives the storms
    and crafts passion into hot limbs.

    Here now the people of Uruk wait
    With their open windows hoping to be blessed
    Longing to be be remade by this Queen.

    One such was the woman Shamat
    Blessed then among all women
    Blessings on Shamat and the city.

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