foreverdistracted



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    The story of two idiot lawyers and their journey to blissful domesticity. Also featuring an ex-cop, a maybe-maybe-not-corrupt politician, a couple of ex-army people, a well-meaning but naive Irish nephew, a young Disney expert and a couple of manipulative (but entirely fabulous) bosses.

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  1. Rec 51

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    Remy thinks about his answer, and settles on: “You’ve said that before.”

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    21 Jul 2017

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    “I know what you want.”

    “And what, pray tell,” Trevor grits out, writhing beneath Alucard, “is that?”

    “Come, now. I’ve seen you stalking around, pent up like a bitch in heat. You’re quite high-strung; it’s beginning to wear on the others, me included,” the vampire drawls. His sharp eyes find Trevor’s, narrowing slyly. “You need a good fuck.”

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    10 Jul 2017

  3. Rec 7

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    The X-Men are split between following Cyclops and Wolverine. Mutant kind is teetering on the edge of extinction. Gambit is under a cloud of suspicion after his stint leading Sinister's New Marauders and at loose ends following his world tour with X-23. His relationship with Rogue is up in the air, so he decides to return to his roots as a thief. A run in with Daken is one close call too many though, and he loses control, sending him back to Utopia to face his past and present and finally decide who he will be.

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    28 Apr 2017

  4. Rec 4

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    An epic tale of mutants, war, future Genosha, scorpions and frogs, starring Gambit, written way back in the day.

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    27 Apr 2017

  5. Rec 9

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    Any issues Peter Parker may or may not have had with a certain Remy Lebeau were entirely because the man was an annoying, low-life criminal who'd somehow managed to con his way out of a fight, and not because - as Matt Murdock claimed - he was in any way repressed and/or attracted to the man. Because that was just ridiculous.

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    28 Mar 2017