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    Loosely inspired by this prompt: “I’ve been receiving all your freaking mail since you moved out and you keep getting weird gifts from your brother make it stop” AU from this list. But it's not exactly that.

    OR: Five times Shitty sent gifts for Jack to Eric's address, and one time he didn't.

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    23 Apr 2017

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    "Dude, forget Stiles. We're going to be late."
    And this—this sounds weird. Like Derek ate something and instead of coming apart, it's sitting sideways in his stomach. He's having trouble digesting this command. "Forget Stiles," Derek repeats.

    In which Stiles figures he's probably overreacting; Derek is allowed to make friends, okay. That his abilities to meet new people who aren't terrible are clearly in need of honing is up for discussion.

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    16 Apr 2017

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    3 Apr 2017

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    “I need to talk to Minyard,” Neil says, sipping at a soda. “How do I make that happen?”

    Kevin chokes on his whiskey. “You don't.”


    In which Neil doesn't have Kevin Day to convince him to play, so he becomes a sports journalist; Andrew is a keeper in more ways than one; and Quidditch is the sport du jour. Featuring a frankensteined team, eternal roommate Matt, and hawkish sports section editor Dan. Oh, and Andrew has a shady past (present? future?) that Neil can't quite figure out. But that's nothing new for Neil, who is constantly hiding everything about himself anyway—this time with magical abilities greasing the way.

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    2 Feb 2017

  5. Rec 62

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    Jack didn’t know what to say.

    How could he know?

    He didn’t know now, as Kent’s fist made contact with his jaw, as narrow eyes watched him from behind the penalty box glass. As Eric’s fingers pressed to his mouth.

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    28 Jan 2017