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    He has never been known to sit still very well. Apparently that also extended into jobs, because Stiles Stilinski cannot settle on a job even if his life were depending on it. Maybe that will change when he becomes house master to the infamous Hale manor.

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    16 Jun 2017

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    In which Damen, ex-heir to the corporate empire that is Peet's Coffee and Tea and first year grad student, finds himself working at an independent coffeeshop run by the heir to Starbucks. He did not sign up for any of this (except for the grad student part).

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    3 Jun 2017

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    Loosely inspired by this prompt: “I’ve been receiving all your freaking mail since you moved out and you keep getting weird gifts from your brother make it stop” AU from this list. But it's not exactly that.

    OR: Five times Shitty sent gifts for Jack to Eric's address, and one time he didn't.

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    23 Apr 2017

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    "Dude, forget Stiles. We're going to be late."
    And this—this sounds weird. Like Derek ate something and instead of coming apart, it's sitting sideways in his stomach. He's having trouble digesting this command. "Forget Stiles," Derek repeats.

    In which Stiles figures he's probably overreacting; Derek is allowed to make friends, okay. That his abilities to meet new people who aren't terrible are clearly in need of honing is up for discussion.

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    16 Apr 2017

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    3 Apr 2017