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    After being blindsided and dumped by his boyfriend Isaac, Louis does the only thing he can do: wallow and mope. But when Harry tells Louis that karma’s going to get Isaac eventually, Louis decides karma isn’t moving fast enough. He takes matters into his own hands, and if he has to drag Harry into his schemes and seduction plans, then so be it.

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    John Tucker Must Die AU featuring drunk dance sessions, bad disguises, and a seduction plan gone wrong.

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    23 Apr 2017

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    Just pay me back with one thousand kisses.

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    28 Dec 2016

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    AU. Louis is a nanny in suburban New Jersey, and the neighbors' son is home from college for the summer. It was supposed to be a fling.

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    16 Oct 2016

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    (00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
    (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
    (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
    (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
    (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
    (00:45) What
    (00:46) The
    (00:46) Fuck???
    (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!


    where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there
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    15 Oct 2016

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    Harry can’t believe it when Louis, the boy he’s always had a tempestuous rivalry with, asks him to be his boyfriend. Well, pose as his boyfriend, that is—for a new television game show in which young couples are quizzed on how well they know each other for a jackpot of thirty grand.

    Reluctantly, Harry agrees—because he's got student loans to pay off, hasn't he? What's the harm? And he can totally deal with keeping his secret thing for Louis under wraps too. This is all just to win some money. It's fine. No big deal. What could possibly go wrong?

    Well, everything. Obviously.

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    14 Oct 2016