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    On September 19th, 2015, Rex Tjin meets Obi-Wan Kenobi in a club. He has no idea he's just met the man he wants to spend the rest of his life with; just trying to get a date organized turns out to be a challenge fraught with JELL-O, train-wreck movies, not!Malaria, and bad timing.

    Things just sort of snowball into insanity from there.

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    Everything must coalesce, must merge together, to bring about what is yet to come.

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    Anakin Skywalker wakes up to his worst nightmare, and he doesn't even know all of it yet.

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    Lylek Squad comes together in pieces, but together they are whole.

    They are also some of the scariest bastards to ever wield a blaster.

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    729
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    63
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    9789
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    George Cooper has no idea how to quit being King, but he's got a good reason to try.

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    1/1
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    45
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    132
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    13
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    1188
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    Vader wanted allies to help him dethrone Sidious, and he finds something better than he ever expected.

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    304
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    7
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    "What did you do *that* for?"

    "For science!"

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    14
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    Tamoeth expected great things from his prisoner. Sidious, Void take him, had waxed too long, too eloquently, about Venge’s potential. If Tamoeth’s Master were still alive, there was no doubt in his mind that Sidious would have flung his cherished Adepts out into deep space just to have the half-made Sith all to himself.

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    433
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    5
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    7453
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    Everything goes according to plan, except when it doesn't.

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    “I knew you were still alive when you changed the beacon call for the Temple, you crazy, brazen son of a bitch.”

    Obi-Wan gave him a faint smile. “Someone had to do it.”

    “I know.” Then and now, his General was such a damned Jedi.

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    115
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    419
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    13
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    "He tried not to think about the others if he could help it; he couldn’t afford to be that consciously depressed.

    He rested his right hand on the leather cuff on his left arm, tracing the pattern of the text underneath by memory. Two years, five months, and fifteen days.

    He was still no closer to figuring out a way to go home."

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    “Pretty violent thing to like, though, isn’t it? For a Jedi, I mean.”

    “If I judged the value of things by how violent they were, I wouldn’t have any friends to speak of,” Kenobi replied. “The litanies are about war, yes, but they’re also about life, about connection.”

    Rex had to give him that one. “Vode an.”

    “That is one hell of a pun right now. A double pun, even.”

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    “The Sith had this annoying habit of creating traps within their own documents. Sometimes it was subtle, like hypnosis via pattern and word repetition. More often than not, they would use blood magic. You could pick up one of these books with no intention whatsoever of becoming a Sith, and yet…it would convince you.”

    “Is that what happened to you? Insatiable need, or rewired ambition?”

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    "What are friends for?"

    "Blowing things up, apparently."

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    4
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    The Jedi Order has always demanded the impossible of Obi-Wan. Raising the Chosen One. Waging a losing, pointless war. Killing Anakin.

    Now, there is no more Jedi Order. There is only Obi-Wan, and the Dark side.

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    402
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    41
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    4937
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    "It’s the Mortis equivalent to the Chamber of Trial. The only way out is to go forward."

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    4
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    7618
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    "Maul was my pride, my greatest accomplishment aside from the political games that have wrought me control over the Republic. Why should I take a second apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi? Why would you be worth my time?”

    “Because I fucking hate you.”

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    Serenity was rare for him, but it did not preclude him.

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    85
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    371
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    7
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    7405
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    The pairings in canon got a bit tight and close and...honestly, quite weird.

    Let's loosen that up a bit, maybe add a dose of reality or three, plus some books, coffee, and mysterious creatures.

    (More than three doses. Yes, yes.)

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    1/1
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    38
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    36
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    1455
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    No true Sith can ever be locked away for long.

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    1/1
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    1
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    41
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    367
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    6095

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