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    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.

    The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

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    "You can’t hit yourself in an attempt to correct past mistakes. Believe me, I’ve tried. It is both ineffective and unsatisfying."

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    The first thing Wedge Antilles ever learned about Luke Skywalker is that if the man says he's going to do something, he really is going to do it. It's great except for when it's terrifying, but mostly it's great.

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    "This is the time for treatise, for essays, for the spirit of the educated being to press words into paper, so that the cusp that we stand upon will not be forgotten.
    Write it down. Write it all down, lest it’s forgotten, lest our words and ideals, purposes and truths be twisted by those who come after us.
    The time is coming, soon, where the time for writing will be temporarily suspended, because it will be time to act.
    We don’t yet know what those actions will be, but it’s coming.
    Write it all.”
    —Senator Padmé Amidala, 140th session of the Galactic Senate, 5212

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    Rex Vis Tjin spent most of his childhood knowing he would be career military. When his brother dies in Iraq in 2005, Rex knows that he's done.

    He spends the next ten years trying to figure out what the hell he's supposed to do with the rest of his life. (See: Bad relationship choices.) He attends college because it fills the empty spaces. So does picking up solo jobs through the Department of Defense. By definition, he's a contractor--a nice, fancy term for mercenary, but at least he's got a functioning conscience. Rex is still very good with guns, infiltration, and not being noticed (unless there are explosions involved) and it pays well. Rex finds that he likes his job again, even if the DoD wants him shooting people less and paying more attention to politics. Spoilsports.

    On his 36th birthday, Rex meets a redhead in a bar, and that may be one of the best things that's ever happened to him. Granted, his new favorite redhead is the reason why Rex and his family get labeled as domestic terrorists and have to flee the country. Fun times.

    At least he knows Rex enemy: an unlabeled department within the DoD that's been up to sci-fi levels of weird since 1951.

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    “I can’t believe you asked him before I had the chance to ask Kix,” Jesse groused.

    “What—why the fuck hadn’t you married him already?” Wolffe thundered.

    “Beeeecause it wasn’t legal?” Jesse offered in his defense. That was also weird—Click was pretty sure Kix had mentioned that Jesse was dead, but apparently it was Not-Dead day.

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    Come join Picasso, Poplitalqueen and flamethrower, as we talk about everything flamethrower.

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    15
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    Everything must coalesce, must merge together, to bring about what is yet to come.

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    Anakin Skywalker wakes up to his worst nightmare, and he doesn't even know all of it yet.

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    3/?
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    Lylek Squad comes together in pieces, but together they are whole.

    They are also some of the scariest bastards to ever wield a blaster.

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    George Cooper has no idea how to quit being King, but he's got a good reason to try.

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    Vader wanted allies to help him dethrone Sidious, and he finds something better than he ever expected.

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    "What did you do *that* for?"

    "For science!"

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    Tamoeth expected great things from his prisoner. Sidious, Void take him, had waxed too long, too eloquently, about Venge’s potential. If Tamoeth’s Master were still alive, there was no doubt in his mind that Sidious would have flung his cherished Adepts out into deep space just to have the half-made Sith all to himself.

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    Everything goes according to plan, except when it doesn't.

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    “I knew you were still alive when you changed the beacon call for the Temple, you crazy, brazen son of a bitch.”

    Obi-Wan gave him a faint smile. “Someone had to do it.”

    “I know.” Then and now, his General was such a damned Jedi.

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    "He tried not to think about the others if he could help it; he couldn’t afford to be that consciously depressed.

    He rested his right hand on the leather cuff on his left arm, tracing the pattern of the text underneath by memory. Two years, five months, and fifteen days.

    He was still no closer to figuring out a way to go home."

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    “Pretty violent thing to like, though, isn’t it? For a Jedi, I mean.”

    “If I judged the value of things by how violent they were, I wouldn’t have any friends to speak of,” Kenobi replied. “The litanies are about war, yes, but they’re also about life, about connection.”

    Rex had to give him that one. “Vode an.”

    “That is one hell of a pun right now. A double pun, even.”

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    “The Sith had this annoying habit of creating traps within their own documents. Sometimes it was subtle, like hypnosis via pattern and word repetition. More often than not, they would use blood magic. You could pick up one of these books with no intention whatsoever of becoming a Sith, and yet…it would convince you.”

    “Is that what happened to you? Insatiable need, or rewired ambition?”

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    "What are friends for?"

    "Blowing things up, apparently."

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    11,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    123
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    570
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    11122

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