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    An exploration of the way in which our lovely trio got to where the fandom thinks they are. Heavy on the character exploration and light on the sex.

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    Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn't mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse than the old one.

    “Eggsy grimaced. He didn’t know how to explain to Harry – who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life – that the new Arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”

    Also featuring: Dean is harder to get rid of than Eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and Eggsy is really beginning to wish that Harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead.

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    23 Feb 2017

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    God this is so incredible. Complex and textured and fuck. just fucking read it. Shit.

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    The lack of a silver suppository has set Eggsy upon a certain path. The way that Eggsy looks, dripping wet and half naked, sets Harry on another.

    (Or: Total Canon Re-Write, aka The One Where Harry's Libido Saves His Life)

    Altered epilogue added August 2nd, 2015.

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    23 Feb 2017

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    Bond stares at him. There are two men tied up against the wall and four more lying on the floor, bleeding and hogtied with duct tape.

    “I ran out of rope after the first two,” Q admits.

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    20 Feb 2017

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    Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home.

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    21 Feb 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    How the fuck had this happened?

    Bond wasn’t exactly used to being the one chased. Not that the act of being chased itself was entirely unheard of, of course. There were often people after him, frequently with guns and knives and other tools of murderous intent, but Bond usually found a way to turn it around and make the bad guys afraid of him.

    But this? This was bullshit.

    Bond was supposed to be the scary thing in the shadows, lurking and waiting for the perfect opportunity to pounce. Bond was supposed to be the monster that rent and destroyed flesh and bone. He wasn’t supposed to be the prey.

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    17 Feb 2017

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