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Hapless Queer Avengers and the Girl Next Door by bluestalking, feverbeats
Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, New Avengers (Comics), Thor (Comics), X-Men (Comicverse), Spider-Woman (Comic)
18 May 2013
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If they don’t sort out the shit between them (and probably a whole lot of extra shit that has nothing to do with each other), the team’s gonna fall apart in a month. Never mind what’s gonna happen to Wanda Maximoff.
In which Wanda Maximoff makes an appearance, Latveria makes a disappearance, Ms. Marvel's team is a giant mess, and Magneto has a master plan.
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- Part 6 of Hapless Queer Avengers
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"This is what success looks like," Loki tells Victor when she brings Balder and the rest of the Asgardians to Latveria.
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"I just don't have any social skills," Bruce says.
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Tony's really into blowing kissing and grabbing Rhodey's leg and calling him pet names, but he did all that same shit with Obadiah Stane.
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Hapless Queer Avengers and the Blue-Eyed Monster by bluestalking, feverbeats
Thor (2011), Thor (Comics), Avengers (Comic), Marvel (Comics), Marvel (Movies), Captain America (Comics)
13 Jan 2013
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"Oh my god," Jan says. "You want us to take care of a suicidal mutant baby."
"You make it sound much cuter than it is, I promise," Tony says wearily.
In which Pietro Maximoff joins the Avengers and Victor von Doom learns about parenting.
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- Part 5 of Hapless Queer Avengers
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We're All Suddenly Free (We Don't Pull Any Punches At All) by feverbeats for socktopuss
Runaways/Young Avengers, Runaways (Comics), Young Avengers
20 Dec 2012
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"Alien queers," Teddy agrees. "Hey, listen, what do I call you, anyway?" He'd been working up the courage to ask for ages.
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After a long pause, Victor says, "She was a witch."
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I Was Told That I Alone Would Not Know Good and Evil
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Closer or, Six Times Loki Slept With the Avengers and One Time He Didn't by feverbeats
The Avengers (2012)
30 Sep 2012
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"I can be a great many things. Enough to appeal to everyone. Surely you're not the only one weak enough to give in."
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Hapless Queer Avengers and the Time of the Odinsleep by bluestalking, feverbeats
Thor (2011), Thor (Comics), Avengers (Comic), Marvel (Movies)
8 Jul 2012
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"Right," Tony says. "So, Loki, want to tell the team what they're in for? This is your show, after all."
In which Loki learns about friendship, Victor learns to share, and the Avengers decide to more or less kill the king of the gods.
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- Part 4 of Hapless Queer Avengers
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"Regulus must think you want a chance at being heir," Bella says. "Which, as we all know, is nonsense."
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Three Times Aziraphale Was Almost Too Much Of A Bastard To Be Worth Liking by feverbeats
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 May 2012
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They have to stop meeting like this.
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Hapless Queer Avengers Keep Pulling the Trigger by bluestalking, feverbeats
Thor (Comics), Avengers (Comic), Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics)
14 Apr 2012
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"We're not going to function very well if we just sit back feeling sorry for every guy with a sob story who storms in here trying to kill us," Tony says.
In which Loki, Bucky Barnes and Tony all have terrible pasts, and everyone else feels deeply concerned.
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- Part 3 of Hapless Queer Avengers
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Hapless Queer Avengers Meet Their Doom and Loki by bluestalking, feverbeats
Thor (2011), Thor (Comics), Avengers (Comic), Marvel
7 Mar 2012
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"So," Tony says casually, "you're saying he'll be rude to us?"
"To be fair," Bruce says, "he's really good at rude."
In which Thor is distressed about family, Loki and Doom are snappish and proud, the Avengers gossip, Bucky Barnes is a Winter Soldier, and most people get laid, except Hank Pym, who would really just like to know what's going on.
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- Part 2 of Hapless Queer Avengers
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A Tidy History of Hapless Queer Avengers by bluestalking, feverbeats
Marvel, Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Avengers (Comic), Thor (Comics)
24 Feb 2012
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"Bruce Banner?" Tony checks. "Sullen scientist by day, mean green smashing machine by--day? That Bruce?"
Thor nods carefully. "Yes. And it was very pleasant."
(in which bruce and thor have an unlikely relationship, steve is from the past, tony takes hormones, natasha is long-suffering, and loki just wants people to hurt.)
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- Part 1 of Hapless Queer Avengers
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Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Asgard, there were four brothers.
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Still We're Not Robots by feverbeats for Nomad (nomadicwriter)
Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
22 Dec 2011
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Slipping back into Victor's orbit never gives Reed the result he's looking for, but then it dawns on him what any good scientist would do in this situation.
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Only Smile When I Lie by feverbeats
Thor (Comics), Thor (2011), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
5 Dec 2011
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OKAY, normally I pull a line from the story as a summary, but I can't find a good one that summarizes SUPERVILLAINS IN LOVE, WAIT, IS LOVE THE RIGHT WORD? YES? PROBABLY? That's what this is about. Also mortality! Monsters! Armor! Asexuality! Gender! Violence! TRUE SUPERVILLAIN LOVE, YES.
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Six names Tony had.
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- Part 7 of Bioengineering
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"It's always something," Loki says a little desperately. "I'm always too hot, too cold, not male enough, not female enough. Intentions too good, intentions too bad."