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    Sometimes Sans misses sex, but the dating scene and romantic relationships are more emotional labor than he's up to dealing with, and hookups are too much hassle and riskier than he likes too. Luckily for him, he's got a horny best friend who agrees with him on all above counts, as well as the obvious solution. All that's left is to give being friends with benefits a try and see if they like it.

    So, uh, no romo or anything, but he really does love Toriel from the bone-tom of his heart.

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    Ostensibly, you’re spending Hanukkah at Asgore’s because he hasn’t had holiday visitation time in a while, and Toriel is busy with grading papers and writing lesson plans and planning bigger and better things for the monster school.

    The real reason is rather more sobering than that.

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    “Tra la la,” says the Riverperson cheerfully, startling you out of your negative spiral. “Great rewards await after great trials, and the greatest approaches. Hmm… what sort of rewards could be waiting after that…?”

    As usual with their weirdly apropos non sequiturs, you’re not sure whether you ought to be heartened or creeped out.

    Or: Asriel and the fallen humans prepare to break the Barrier.

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    “Why do—” Chara starts from next to you, tension open in their voice, but when you and MK swivel around to look at them they fall silent immediately, even clapping a hand over their mouth.

    “What were you gonna say, dude?” MK asks.

    “Never mind,” Chara says stiffly. “I think it was… probably rude.”

    A sleepover at MK's turns into an Earthling Culture 101 lesson, and Chara in particular gets some culture shock.

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    Asriel is home on a long break, for once; Chara intends to enjoy the situation while it lasts.

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    Chara and Frisk find a stained apron and get meta about ghosts.

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    One afternoon in the talk therapy waiting room, Sans and Asgore have a moment.

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    Frisk and Chara and players of all stripes.

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    “I will love you no matter what you do with your hair,” Saki goes on calmly, as if he didn’t hear you. “Leave it like this, cut it short, dye it rainbow colors, shave it off, anything is fine as long as you like it. I’m not going to stop caring about you if I think that how you dress or modify your body is silly or not to my taste. It’s your body, Meirin. You’re the only one who has any right to decide how it should look.”

    Heat rushes into your face at Saki’s too-patient pronouncement. “How and why do you keep always doing this.”

    It was a rhetorical question, but he smiles and answers you anyway: “We’ve been living together for two years now. I know at least as much about how you behave as you have observed about me.”

    In which Meirin receives a letter and pays a visit to friends, Teagan returns home, and there is much ado about Meirin's hair.

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    Frisk wears a very cheeky pair of tights under their suit just to get Asriel's goat. It works.

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    45
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    A brief chronicle of events leading to the birth of Asriel Dreemurr.

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    In which Alphys gets the opportunity to further study DT poisoning; or, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

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    Frisk wants to try something that is both important to them and easier proposed than actually done. Chara is both patient and receptive.

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    10
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    Life goes on in Possum Springs. Mae holds on to hope where she can find it.

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    Frisk and Chara encounter Undyne and debate methods.

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    In which Alphys and Undyne enjoy the Mew Mew visual novel, among other things.

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    6
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    The end of the year is not quite living up to its promise, and Asriel is feeling a little... spiteful.

    (This is, astoundingly, less ominous than it sounds.)

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    Chara still has bad days, now and again. They still push you away when things get to be too bad for you to handle by yourself, and that still hurts, but at least you have MK to distract you when that happens.

    You haven’t formed Willemite for a long time now, it seems.

    You do your best not to let that bother you.

    MK learns about fusion, and Frisk and Chara have a sorely needed talk.

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    There’s a very small part of you that’s almost—annoyed at the way they’re pulling you along, expecting you to keep going when you’re already so tired. But you’re also annoyed at the part of you that’s grateful for them whisking you through this strange place, because you have so little to keep you going otherwise. Didn’t you climb the mountain in the first place, fling yourself into that hole, because you were so sure that there was nothing left?

    Or: Frisk survives a long fall and figures out what comes next.

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    58,765
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    353
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    410
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    40
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    Long after the underground has gone empty, Flowey the Flower gets a visit from the last person he would expect.

    It gets worse.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    25
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