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  1. Rec 33

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    Tweek’s sitting at his desk in his room, fingers hovering over the keys of his laptop while the screen stares back at him mockingly. Taking a deep breath, he types, Help, I’m in love with my fake boyfriend, on Google. It’s official: he’s hit rock bottom.

    The first page of results gives him nothing of interest, and he spends the next few hours sifting through how-to guides, articles about romantic comedies, these things called fanfiction, and even more yaoi. By the time the clock on his wall ticks over to two, he’s consumed more than five cups of coffee, and the only piece of advice he’s managed to collect from all his finds is that fake relationships always end in disaster and tears.

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    16 Jan 2018

  2. Rec 28

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    So it was weird as fuck finally dating the dude Kyle’s always had a hate boner for.

    (Sequel to sing like you think no one's listening.)

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  3. Rec 27

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    I haven't been this scared in a long time
    And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
    Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody

    Or, in which Kyle is maybe Kelly Taylor and has a choice to make.

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  4. Rec 27

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    “Fuck you, whore!” Cartman yells, getting to his feet and stomping over to the other end of the room. “What the fuck are you even doing in my house?”

    “What were you doing with Kyle’s tongue in your mouth?” Wendy counters back, and if Stan’s head wasn’t about to explode under the weight of everything going on, he thinks he might have high fived her for that wicked burn.

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  5. Rec 24

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    A prompt sent in by anon: "Hello! Could you please do a thing where Kyle is trying to tell his mother that he's in a relationship with Cartman and is having a difficult time so he calls Cartman over to help?"

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    16 Jan 2018