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    Derek says, "Here."

    Stiles has no time to prepare before Derek is shoving two of his stuffed wolves in his direction. "Ow — hey, easy with Sly and Truth. They're soft, but they're not that soft. And neither am I for that matter."

    Derek gives a noticeable pause in the dark.

    Stiles flushes when he realizes what he let slip and he quickly turns away so he can hide his blushing face between the grey and white wolves taking up residence in his arms.

    "You — you named them," Derek marvels.

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    Stiles moves to Beacon Hills so his dad can become the new sheriff, and finish out his freshmen year of high school (by staying under the radar) when he suddenly becomes the Beyoncé of the Supernatural community, and catches the eye of one of the most prominent Werewolf families in all of North America. It literally all starts with a stuffed animal(s).

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    18 Sep 2017

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    Derek is on the cusp of his second season with the LA Dodgers, and as the reigning runner-up Rookie of the Year, the pressure’s on him to become the team’s star pitcher and lead them to the playoffs for the first time in five years. He’s trying to deal with the burden of expectations and really has zero desire to spend any extra time or energy on anything that isn’t baseball.

    But then he meets Stiles.

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    15 Jun 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fantastic!

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    When Vex thinks of a mechanic, she typically thinks of a larger, muscley guy in overalls who's probably already got some tattoos and has grease smeared on his face, and who looks like he could fuck somebody up.

    When Vex thinks of a guy named Percy, she typically thinks of a skinny, lily-white prep school boy who's allergic to everything and who bruises like a week-old peach.

    Percival de Rolo, she finds, is somewhere between a mix of the two.

    Or, the one where Vex is nearly a tattoo artist, Percy is not quite a mechanic, Vax works in a florist's shop, and Keyleth is a florist.

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    09 Dec 2016

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    He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.

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    18 Oct 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    Derek isn't really sure what to think of Stiles.

     

    Based off of the tumblr prompts:

    "Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps twenty bucks on the counter and says 'how do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?'"

    "My favorite college experience is when I had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said 'I'm going to die' and drank the whole thing"

    "You run in looking really panicked and you ask for 6 gallons of milk why"

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    03 Oct 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This made me smile. Simple and effective.