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  1. Rec 18

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    Victor needs answers. Yahoo answers.

    His embarrassing questions are apparently read in a popular podcast—one introduced to him by none other than Yuuri himself.

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    18 Jan 2018

  2. Rec 41

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    Research had needed a new field-tester (they always needed new testers, as most Aurors would “test” an artefact only once before screaming to be reassigned), and thus the most decorated Auror in recent history was currently shouting into a modified “smart phone.”

    Viktor was quite certain that phones were not alive, so he did not understand how they could be intelligent. He found that when it came to Muggles, it was best not to think too deeply into things.

    “THIS IS NIKE,” Viktor bellowed into the thin, rectangular case. “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?”

    (or, my fill for the 'harry potter/cross-dressing/tech support" AU prompt)

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    15 Jan 2018

  3. Rec 14

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    Yuuri’s nose hurt. His head hurt. His throat hurt. His legs felt like they weighed a ton each, dragging his feet along the apartment floor to the kitchen when all he wanted was to just fall into bed-

     

    He froze in his tracks.

    Victor didn’t notice him at first - he just kept stirring the soup pot on the stove with slow, careful strokes, smiling down at the warming food with a sparkle in his eye.

    That wasn’t what had Yuuri floored though, mouth falling open in surprise and eyes welling with tears because it was just exactly what he needed to make his flu-filled, snivelly day instantly better.

    The kitchen was clean.

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    Struck down miserable with the flu, Yuuri gets a pleasant surprise when he gets home.

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    14 Jan 2018

  4. Rec 31

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    “Do you even know how to play wingman?”

    Viktor pauses, and shrugs. “I’ve pointed a lot of beautiful women in bars at Georgi instead, does that count?”

    Yuuri snorts. “Probably not,” he says. “And Phichit’s always been the one to set me up on things, since he seems to derive all of his energy from social interaction.”

    “Look at the pair of us,” Viktor remarks wryly. He then laughs. “How hard could it be?”

    Viktor and Yuuri are invited to the Giacometti family's annual Christmas Eve gala. Shenanigans ensue.

    (Originally posted to Tumblr as the 'Jingle Bells ficlets'.)

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    14 Jan 2018

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    Who wouldn't want to date Yuuri and/or Viktor?
    Nobody is immune to their charm - including random strangers, who unfortunately have no idea the two are happily married and totally smitten with each other...

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    10 Jan 2018