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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Dan likes eating with his fingers. He likes vanilla icing. He likes Phil.

    It's safe to say this baking video is going to prove challenging for his will power.

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    29 Jul 2015

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    What if Voldemort had chosen the pureblood boy, not the halfblood, as his opponent? This Neville would have had graves to visit, instead of a hospital. He’d still have grown up in his grandmother’s clutches, tut-tutted at, dropped out windows absentmindedly, left to bounce on paving stones.

    Let’s tell this story: Alice Longbottom, who was the better at hexing, told Frank to take Neville and run.

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    22 Jul 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    When Petunia Dursley refused to take Harry in she forfeited his birthright protection, so Dumbledore took the baby to the safest place he knew: Hogwarts.

    The applicable staff (mostly just… not Snape) took Harry in on a rotating schedule as he grew from baby to toddler to child. They traded extra credit for babysitting among the older students, and Harry grew up knowing a few dozen different laps that were safe and warm to nap in.

    This was a Harry who grew up among books, among old transient walls and learned professors. They gave Binns night duty sometimes, and let him talk young Harry to sleep. This was a Harry whose world changed, on principle, daily. The stairs moved. The walls became doors. You had to keep your eyes open–you had to pay attention. So he did.

    He grew up in a school. Knowledge was power, but knowledge was also joy. This was his sanctuary. There was magic in his world from birth.

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    22 Jul 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    What if Voldemort went after Harry and Neville, and gave no one a chance to die for them? What if both Chosen Ones died as children?
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    There was no prophesied boy, but there was still this--dozens of shadowed young faces refusing to run, even at the very end of the world. Dumbledore looked out at his chess pieces, pawns and queens; his children and his friends; his collateral damage. He had the beginnings of a plan swelling in his chest.

    It would take them decades to get their hands, quietly, on every Horcrux. Tom Riddle had to think they were secret. He had to think he was safe. It would take them almost decades, but one day he would be mortal again.

    These dozens of faces--they were mortal now. Alastor Moody could feel mortality in the aches of old broken bones; Andromeda rewrote her own last name. Remus and Sirius felt empty, gaping holes in the seats around them, and they made crude, expansive, joyous toasts to friends' memories.

    When Molly first reached over and held Arthur's hand, they knew this was something that could not last. That was why they held hands, held on, held tight.

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    22 Jul 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    Slytherins–- this is a group who laughs when Neville falls off a broom and breaks his wrist. And what if we had Harry there, who had always been the one laughed at, who had a nice thirst to prove himself, who had green trim on his robes instead of red? This Harry still stepped out in front of Malfoy’s best sneer and demanded Neville’s Rememberall back–- though he got a detention from it, not a Seekership.

    When kids in the Slytherin Common Room tossed jeers at the pudgy feet of Millicent Bulstrode, Harry rose up to do something about it.

    When Quirrell shouted “troll in the dungeons, thought you ought to know,” and Harry overheard that there was a girl in the bathroom crying, he still ran off to make sure she got out okay.

    Harry did not ask Millicent to come with him; this was not a boy who asked for things. When he had asked for things, Dudley had laughed, Petunia had scowled, and Vernon had said, “no,” or just kept reading the newspaper like he hadn’t heard anything at all.

    But when Harry went, Millicent bunched up her robes in her hands and followed.

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    22 Jul 2015

  6. Public Bookmark 20

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    Dan joins an art class because he fancies a girl in it, but then he meets Phil, who he finds out started drawing for a very different reason. Slowly he begins to realise that the girl is not the only thing keeping him there, and he learns a lot from the strange boy.

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    17 Jul 2015

  7. Public Bookmark 38

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    When Dan joins Phil on a family vacation to Florida, Phil's mother thinks they've finally gotten together, Dan panics and goes along with it...

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    15 Jul 2015

  8. Public Bookmark 62

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    Phan, kickthestickz and multiple youtubers at hogwarts! Dan Howell, a shy third year slytherin, is befriended by fifth year hufflepuff Phil Lester. Dan is quiet and alone, with little faith in his abilities, but with the comfortable and kind-hearted Phil he will learn to flourish in the wizarding world. This is a chaptered story with each chapter a oneshot in its own right.
    No major triggers or warnings

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    15 Jul 2015

  9. Public Bookmark 6

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    in which Dan and Phil adopt babysit someone's pet lizard.

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    14 Jul 2015

  10. Public Bookmark 9

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    Summary: in which PJ’s shooting a ‘kinda romantic’ film, Phil’s dancing with other youtubers and Dan is just along for the ride.
    Excerpt: Maybe he should have beared that in mind, considering that now he’s slouched on the sofa with less than half an hour before they have to leave, but whatever. Right now, learning about the mating season of octupi (octopuses?) while in his shorts and a shirt grabbed off the floor is much more important.

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    14 Jul 2015

  11. Public Bookmark 34

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    "I think I'm asexual," Dan breathes against the crook of Phil's neck, blinking back tears.

    There's a pause, then -

    "Nice to meet you, asexual. I'm Phil," says Phil.

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    14 Jul 2015

  12. Public Bookmark 92

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    AU in which everything is in black and white until you meet your soulmate. Or, the one where Dan and Phil meet and are thrown into a world of colour.

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    13 Jul 2015

  13. Public Bookmark 10

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    based on this prompt from phanfic.tumblr.com: "So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. " a tmblr post that can be used as a prompt!

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    13 Jul 2015

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    Love it.

  14. Public Bookmark 14

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    Baby!fic in which one day, Phil wakes up with a baby in his bedroom and finds out that apparently he and Dan are the only ones who don't know where this baby came from, as everybody else claims that it's Phil's. What happens next is they then end up raising a baby together, with no less than a few existential crises from both of them along the way, as well as plenty of blunders and mishaps. Oh, and through it all, Phil starts falling for Dan but doesn't dare tell him because he can't risk losing his best friend.

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    13 Jul 2015

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Is it an imaginary date?

    No. I met him in a coffee shop.

     When?

    This morning. It was love on first sight.

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    12 Jul 2015

  16. Public Bookmark 6

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    Original prompts sent on tumblr:

    Prompt by anonymous: Phil’s in the middle of a live show and a slightly tipsy Dan decides he wants to have some fun. He busts in during Phil’s live show. Smut, smut and more smut please :3 also dom!Dan please

    Prompt by cryaotic-angel: Dan once made a video about the different kinds of drunks. lets make him the sexual predator! Dan comes home feeling a bit tipsy and Phil is just innocently siting on the couch watching Buffy. when Dan decides he wants to have fun? i think you can take it from there ! ;D

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    12 Jul 2015

  17. Public Bookmark 6

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    Dan and Phil lose the power and heat in their apartment on a chilly night.

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    12 Jul 2015

  18. Public Bookmark 82

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    filled for the prompt: newspaper advice columnists who passive-aggressively diss one another in their advice AU.

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    12 Jul 2015

  19. Public Bookmark 10

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    Dan and Phil try some roleplay on for size, using fanfiction about them as their guide.

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    12 Jul 2015

  20. Public Bookmark 17

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    "If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soulmate, would you want to know?"

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    12 Jul 2015

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