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    The Fantastic Misadventures of Emperor Techie, High General Armitage Hux and Force Advisor Kylo Ren.

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  2. Summary

    Stabbing people comes with consequences.

    1) Sometimes, your boyfriend becomes Emperor

    2) Sometimes, your dead father comes back to cockblock/haunt you

    3) [PENDING] Sometimes you end up at an awkward family dinner with your evil space nazi Emperor boyfriend, your mom, your dead dad and your far-too-amused best friend

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    “So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”

    “Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”

    “A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. "You aren't even Greek!" he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.

    Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”

    “Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”

    “Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”

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    13 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Light and dark and brilliantly funny and honestly engaging. Reads like a rollercoaster, and mythic in a very Viking way.

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!

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    07 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I am not sure how, but reading this felt oddly like closure. I mean, it's heartwrenching? But I needed something exploring what Saw was to Jyn, and this did that beautifully.

  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    Originally written for avengerkink. Thor didn't think he would find admirers on Midgard--they have their own heroes to exult. Yet he has found a demographic of devotees: girls ten and under believe he is the best hero in the history of ever, with his red cape and his hammer and flowing blond locks.

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    02 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is the cutest thing and also basically canon™ you will claw it from my cold, dead have a

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    02 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The AU I should have known would make my tiny heart cry, but came as a delightful surprise anyway

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    "Why don't you ever get in here with me?"

     

     

    In which Hux, with rolled up sleeves and sponge in hand, washes the grime and Kylo's insecurities away.

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    30 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    sweet and relaxing. I'm a puddle.