evilblubber



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  1. Summary

    The Fantastic Misadventures of Emperor Techie, High General Armitage Hux and Force Advisor Kylo Ren.

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  2. Summary

    Stabbing people comes with consequences.

    1) Sometimes, your boyfriend becomes Emperor

    2) Sometimes, your dead father comes back to cockblock/haunt you

    3) [PENDING] Sometimes you end up at an awkward family dinner with your evil space nazi Emperor boyfriend, your mom, your dead dad and your far-too-amused best friend

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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    The most powerful person in the multiverse was once a literature major.

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    11 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    honestly the best thing ever written for lucretia jesus fuck,

  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    Lup goes missing. Taako goes looking for her. If people would stop befriending him it'd probably go a lot faster.

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    08 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    In which Merle is a crusty land lord, Angus breaks into apartments, Magnus is just along for the ride and Taako is willing to fight the police, several necromancers and Death himself to get Lup back.

    Death himself is confused, and also dragged along for the ride.

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Alt title: Angus is Not Here to Play Around

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    06 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Angus threatens Death. Death is Afraid.

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    "Scale of one to ten, how much did you hate her."

    Merle leans back. Touches underneath his beard, where it trails off into scraggly thickets and then to skin. The night sky is so dark it's blue, swallowing any light the stars might have offered. "Nine."

    Taako scoofs. "Pansy."

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    06 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    listen this fic somehow inexplicably feels like coming home

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    *aka "his husband, his sister, and his brother in law."
    **aka "annoys his family"

    Taako is supposed to die on the 18th of October, 652 A.H. Taako knows this. Taako stole Kravitz’s calendar-slash-agenda and on 10/18/52, it is marked in red: “Take Taako home.” There’s an asterisk mark with the addendum, “buy flowers maybe?”

    Taako had grinned to see it.

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    03 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Listen, taako blasting off cackling to lead his family on a wild chase across dimensions, that involves stealing the star blaster, a manic battle wagon race, an honest to god planar skip, all to avoid dying even when his death just means a new job and immortality, is absolutely Canon

    Featuring: Bird Mom, return of the tent porn, Baby Angos and Actual Ango, the word "bonesona", and kravitz being fondly exasperated at his husband's shenanigans.