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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Your name is John Egbert and you’ve recently found yourself in a strange and completely uncalled for predicament. Or rather, you’re about to find yourself in a strange and not entirely uncalled for predicament that also happens to be relatively enjoyable despite the many levels of ‘wrong’ that it will transcend.

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    24 Jul 2012

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    The Foundation comes into possession of eight very special young subjects.

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    10 Jul 2012

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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    2 Dec 2011

  4. Public Bookmark 85

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    TG: well damn this is serious
    TG: not many problems a blanket fort cant fix

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    14 Oct 2011

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Bang Bang looks back on her life.

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    19 Dec 2009