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    This time he would not let Thorin fall to madness.
    This time he would not let them die.
    This time he knew he could handle it.
    This time he would not tolerate the wizard's carelessness.
    This time he would claim what was his.
    Bilbo Baggins was definitely not the hobbit Gandalf expected to find.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    The movie redone with soulmarks, soulmates and their bonding... basically.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    Harry blinks once. And blinks again. And says, his voice dangerous: “Niall, did you get me a mail-order bride?”

    Because what the actual fuck. It kind of looks like Niall’s just purchased a person. For Harry.

    Niall blinks back at him for a few moments, before throwing his head back and howling with laughter. Harry throws a pillow at him. Hard. “No, what the fuck, Harry.”

    “A prostitute then?” Harry also doesn't want a prostitute.

    “Of course not!”

    “A stripper?”

    “No!”

    Damn, he’s running out of ideas. He settles for launching another pillow at Niall’s head. Niall bats it away easily, still laughing. “Stop!”

    “What did you get me, then?!” Niall must hear the tinge of hysteria in his voice, because he’s pulling himself together, trying to stop himself from laughing.

    There’s still a big grin on his face, though, when he says, “I got you a professional cuddler.”

    A professional…what. “What?”

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    25 Apr 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    He thought when Zayn said he loved him, that meant he would stay because it just doesn’t make sense to tell Louis that he loves him and then leave him. He thought it meant that Zayn was happy in the band again, enough that he’d at least try to stick around until their break in less than a week. He didn’t consider that he'd still fucking leave.

    Zayn doesn't want to leave on a bad note. A hurt Louis still tries to cut him off completely, but then a baby factors in and changes everything for the better.

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    24 Apr 2017

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    The zombie apocalypse forces Stiles to learn how to cook.

    11/27/15: Added a short bonus ficlet from Peter's POV.

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    17 Apr 2017