enemyofperfect

THE END/Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!



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    Everyone thinks Parker is severed when they first meet her.

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    11 Oct 2017

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    Five times Parker, Hardison, and Eliot lived out romcom tropes for a con, and one time they found themselves in one for real.

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    10 Oct 2017

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    Hardison starts a live-stream for Dragon Age to show off his new mods. And he kicks ass. But his viewers are actually a bit more concerned about the angry guy in the background of his videos, and the blond chick who keeps peering through his windows.

    "Is this some kind of performance art," asks peskytroll341.

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    07 Oct 2017

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    The woman laughs, her eyes crinkling behind her silver cat-eye glasses. "You must be Eliot,” she says, cheerfully. “He warned me you were charming. Where is he?”

    Eliot’s stomach drops as he realizes that this is a terrible fucking mistake, because this ain’t a random elderly woman showing up to collect cans or take up donations or whatever it is that elderly woman in weird fucking places like Portland do. This is Hardison’s nana, and Eliot has just opened the door to the apartment—to Hardison and Parker’s apartment—like he lives there.

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    04 Oct 2017

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    "Finch," he breathes. Closing his eyes only makes his head spin harder. Suddenly it's difficult to think, more so with every passing second. "We have a problem."

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    02 Sep 2017