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    Neal Caffrey has some incredibly amazing and diverse skills, skills that not even the most dedicated autodidact could master. He's poly-lingual (nine or more languages), an Olympic-class fencer, his marksmanship is exceptional - especially for a man who hates guns. He's a world-class chef, a master distiller, an architect, a gambler, a connoisseur of fine wines and clothing and music. There is literally nothing he can't do, no situation he can't master, no risk he won't take.

    Mozzie might have given him the basics on how to be the frontman for the cons he'd wanted to pull, but Neal's skills had been polished and his talents nurtured on an estate outside of London. For six months, Neal Caffrey had been a knight-candidate at Kingsman, an independent intelligence agency founded after World War I.

    Or, (for the Kingsman fans) what if Eggsy wasn't the first non-aristocratic candidate that Harry had proposed since Lee's death.

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    Barry and Eobard are spies and have been partners for a long time. But love has not been factored into the equation.

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    Harry Wells and his daughter Jesse, have remained on Earth-1 and are building a life among their Team Flash friends, who do their best to ease their transition into a new life as Harry Chambers, Chief Technology Officer of S.T.A.R. Labs, and Jesse Chambers, nascent speedster. It doesn't hurt that Harry is deeply in love with Barry, who returns the feeling.

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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    Harry and Eggsy reach a point when it's time to meet each other's families.

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    24 Nov 2017

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    “That’s a terrible thing to say,” Harry says mildly, hint of humour just under the surface, and doesn’t bother to clarify whether he’s commenting upon Eggsy’s reference to himself as a bit of rough or denying the accusation. “Though admittedly,” he continues, unbuttoning his suit jacket, “there are arguably numerous activities which one may better enjoy rough.”

    (Harry possibly has a thing for bad boys, Eggsy definitely enjoys hotwiring cars for a bit of backseat non-work based socialising)

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    22 Nov 2017

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    When Eggsy's father dies on the job, Kingsman--the robotics company he worked for--gives his son the latest in artificial intelligence when he turns 25. The android is sleek and pristine in a suit, and according to the box, is an H.R.Y model.

    Looks more like a posh wanker to Eggsy, though.

     
    The android snaps to life and opens brown eyes with LED-rimmed irises that seem to get smaller as they zoom in on the young man in front of him.

     

    Hello. My name is Harry Hart.", it starts pleasantly, "I am a 5th generation H.R.Y model, number 0078. I am fluent in 300 languages, can mind the house and do any and all tasks that are required and asked of me. I can be used as a security detail, and am able to lift a maximum of 1,000 kilograms. A plethora of knowledge is at my disposal, and I am able to provide educational services if needed. I am completely at your disposal as a sexual partner, and am also able to provide medical assistance in the case of an emergency, or whenever required. I am equipped with a quantic battery that makes me autonomous for 129 years. No need to feed me or recharge me. And who might you be?"
    [[COMPLETE]]

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    19 Nov 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    But it was more efficient to hate the whole of his twenty-four years breathing, since all human decision making was based on past experiences or some shit, so he did because the fucking speaker of the day was the phone sex worker he'd been calling for a year.
    Or: Harry has some odd hobbies, and Eggsy suffers greatly for them.

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    17 Nov 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    They have been followed. Eggsy knew it was his only chance.

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    17 Nov 2017