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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Tony gives the Avengers a crash course in Disney.

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    26 Jun 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "Does Cruella DeVille get them?" Steve whispered, as Tony blinked awake.

    "What kind of monster do you think Walt Disney was?" Tony asked.

    "He killed Bambi's mom," Sam pointed out.

    "He killed everyone's mom," Tony said, waving a hand.

    "IS PERDITA GOING TO DIE?" Steve demanded.

    "No, nobody dies, oh my god," Tony yawned. "In this movie, I mean. This is why we drink during The Lion King."

    "Swear to me Perdita doesn't die," Steve insisted.

    "I swear to you no dogs die in the making of this film," Tony said. "We're going to have to get you so hammered for Captain America. You know you die in Captain America, right?"

    "I got better," Steve sniffed.

    "Not before you traumatized a generation of patriotic young children, including myself," Tony said.

    "I took Captain America's death hard," Sam agreed.

    "These Dalmatians are a mighty and intelligent breed," Thor said. "We need one."

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    Obi-Wan is exhausted, drunk, and just about out of fucks to give.

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    26 Jun 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AND THEN THEY KEPT ON HAVING THREESOMES AND STILL HAD ISSUES AND NO ONE WENT EVIL AND THEY WORKED OUT SOMETHING WITH THE JEDI ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES IT WAS BETTER TO MANAGE YOUR ATTACHMENTS HEALTHILY THAN PRETEND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY AND THEY HIDEOUSLY EMBARRASSED LUKE AND LEIA A GREAT DEAL. THE END.

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    Ahsoka Tano is three years old and she's going to be the greatest Jedi ever, just like Master Plo.

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    26 Jun 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Dru has lost all her dollies, but she knows where to find a new one.

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    26 Jun 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    It's the little choices that Finn finds hardest.

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    26 Jun 2016

  6. Public Bookmark 8

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    Clint Barton was always the kid brother in the background, until one day he definitely was not.

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    25 Jun 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "This was a disaster. I'm moving back to Iowa," Clint said.

    "You're not moving back to Iowa, it's full of corn and regret," Tony said.

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    Padmé survives Mustafar. She and Obi-Wan strike out on their own with the twins, accumulating a far bigger family of clones, Jedi, and assorted troublemakers. Even in the shadow of the Empire, they manage to forge something new.

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    18 Jun 2016

  8. Public Bookmark 5

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    Some things matter more than they should. Sometimes there are ways around that.

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    17 Jun 2016

  9. Public Bookmark 5

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    For May the 4th and Revenge of the 5th

    4th - 4 different sweet ways a ship got together, 5th - 5 different angsty ways a ship got together.

    How Luke, Han and Leia got together...

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    16 Jun 2016

  10. Public Bookmark 5

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    “I saw,” Luke says. “I saw a vision. The future.”

    “Most of us call those nightmares, y’know,” Han says around a yawn.

    “Most of us aren’t Jedi,” Leia informs him.

     

    How TFA should've ended. Or not even started in the first place.

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    16 Jun 2016

  11. Public Bookmark 13

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    That one AU where Anakin comes back to the Light and helps Luke free Tatooine from slavery, once and for all.

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    16 Jun 2016

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    Nyota wasn't prepared for this - the sight of Kirk of the thousand one-night stands, and McCoy, gruff and snarky divorcee, in a lip-lock that could've powered the warp core. Or for it to be so hot.

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    13 Jun 2016

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    “I must point out that gambling is a violation of Starfleet's Code of Conduct, Section – ”

     

    “Let it go, Spock.”

     

    “Captain – ”

     

    “Spock.”

     

    “This is another example of human behavior which, while technically wrong, is not actually harmful or morally incorrect and, therefore, can be overlooked, is it not?”

     

    “Exactly.”

     

    “I see. Then I, too, know nothing about any 'betting pool'.”

     

    Kirk laughed at Spock's tone – dry and Vulcan, but with an edge of sarcasm that only someone intimately familiar with a Vulcan could recognize as humor.

  13. Public Bookmark 16

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    It turns out the Avengers have even more in common than they thought. Arson is always a fine bonding experience. Phil is gonna get alcohol poisoning, keeping these assholes in line.

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    11 Jun 2016

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    She didn’t like to think about the Bad Men too much. In fact she had tried very hard to forget all about them. There had been Ma’am who had looked after her, and men in white coats who had poked at her every month, but Lizzybeth’s most favourite of all her memories was the time Ma’am had taken her to the Bad Place for the men in white coats to poke at again, and Mama had come in and knocked Ma’am down and picked Lizzybeth up and kissed her very hard.

    Lizzybeth had never been kissed before, and she had never seen Mama before either, and she had not even been Lizzybeth then – she had just been Child – but it was still her favourite.

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    11 Jun 2016

  15. Public Bookmark 9

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    Poe wasn't taking the blame for this one. He would say it was Rey's fault, but if you really wanted to get technical, it was more Kylo Ren's fault, really. Not that you'd get Poe to admit to any of that around either the Princess General or the Jedi Prince. He might be a flyboy, but he wasn't stupid.

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    10 Jun 2016

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    "Forming a new Jedi Order?"

    Luke hummed as he leaned on her as his balance reminded him he'd been knocked on his ass not that long ago. "No. I think I'm done trying to recreate what was lost. We're going to start over."

    Rey let him lean and she smiled at the four children guarding the door as they passed into the corridor. "Oh, good. I won't have to tell you to go jump in a rancor pit just because I'm not giving up Finn or Poe."

    "Both of them?"

    Rey took more of his weight as the children formed up around them. "Both." She poked him in the ribs. "Some of the stories make it sound like you and Leia shared Han."

    "It was...complicated."

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    “Er,” Falsworth says.

    “Jesus fucking fuck,” Dugan says, better encapsulating the group’s reaction at large.

    “This is the best mission we’ve ever had,” Bucky says, as the one and only outlier. He has never sounded so delighted to be surrounded.

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    9 Jun 2016

  17. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sherlock Holmes wasn't sure who had rented out the absent Mister Selvig's flat, but he was quite certain they were the most annoying creatures no the planet. Up at all hours of the day and night, almost never consistent, and almost always unexpectedly loud just when he was at the pinnacle of thought.

    Watson said it was just retribution, and thanked the air heading to the second story every time he left.

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    6 Jun 2016

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    Clint's a little older than he looks, and his DNA has a few surprises in store, too.

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    21 May 2016

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    The next morning "I stabbed a dude with the scarf I was making" t-shirts were being sold on Etsy.

     

    The world is weird place.

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    18 May 2016

  20. Public Bookmark 55

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    In another lifetime, Tony spent summers in the Hamptons with the scions of other rich families, including one John Sheppard. In this lifetime, they meet again when they’re both at a crossroad.

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    15 May 2016

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