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Derek+Stiles+fairies = love spell
"Make love to me," Derek demands.
What.
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It's a Wild Pitch (But He's a Contact Hitter) by jettiebettie for Solitario24, Meeya87, Meeya8587
Teen Wolf (TV)
13 May 2013
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They're combating supernatural forces with blunt instruments now. Seems legit. As long as Stiles doesn't end up getting frostbite, he's willing to roll with it. Not that his friends have to worry about that. Fucking werewolves.
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The cherry on top of the crap sundae that is Derek's life is being sentenced to twenty-four hours community service for a few measly parking tickets. Whatever, at least the guy yelling at leftover take-out is kind of hot.
“Stilinski! Quit cavorting with the newbies and make with the trash-stabbing!”
“That’s not a thing you should say in the midst of a bunch of convicts, Bobby,” the guy - Stilinski - retorts. Something tells Derek this guy’s no stranger to community service.
“It’s hardly maximum security - and for the last time, it’s Mr. Finstock!”
“Jeez, alright, don’t strain something. I was just being friendly.”
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In which: Scott is kind of an asshole, Stiles underestimates his bestie, and Derek is the secondhand victim of a truly unfortunate punking.
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“It wasn’t badass,” Stiles muttered, conceding his food to Isaac. “Unless you think fainting and having me drag your body to the car is badass. Then spending the rest of the night being really sick and acting weird."
Scott paused, mouth slightly ajar as he took that information in. Isaac quickly stuffed the pizza into his mouth to stifle his laughter.
“Die Stiles,” Derek said evenly.
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“There’s a dead raccoon in the fucking pool, Derek.”
He fights back a smile; he fights it so hard. ”Well, make him get it out.”
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There's an evolutionary necessity. There always is.
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He should have expected this. He knew it, knew Stiles was always in this temporarily. Derek knew it wasn't forever. The only thing that's surprising is that Stiles is lying about it.
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Derek and Stiles stuck in a room together while Derek is under the influence of a magical spell that makes him really, really horny. Basically I just felt like writing smut today.
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- Part 1 of All the Rewards
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Stiles will just have to try harder next time. No one can ignore him forever.
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When Stiles wakes up he sees a pair of eyebrows knitted together. He blinks and a blurry face comes into view. The face looks angry, no, furious.
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There’s a split second when Stiles doesn’t recognize him, when he’s just a taller, older man with sandy hair and broad shoulders, wrinkles just at the corners of his eyes.
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"You said we're friends."
"Whoa, way to hold what a guy says in the heat of the moment against him," Stiles replies automatically, but... that's not what he wants to say, not at all, not to the quiet contemplation that is Derek Hale on his living room sofa. So he adds, "I guess, yeah."
Derek doesn't speak for a long moment. "Then it's inevitable."
"Wow," Stiles whistles, "you are the biggest downer."
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Life is a series of choices.
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faster under caution by dress without sleeves (ohladybegood), ofgeography (ohladybegood), ohladybegood
Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Apr 2013
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NASCAR AU. The Stilinski Racing team was getting along just fine until stupid Scott decided he wanted to get stupid married. Now they're out a driver four months before the Daytona time trials and the only one they can afford to hire is a crazy person with offensively beautiful eyes.
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"That's not even the weirdest thing we've seen him do," Erica adds, viciously cheerful.
"About a one-point-five on the Stilinski Scale of Social Ineptitude," agrees Isaac.
"Please stop helping," begs Stiles.
Derek doesn't say anything, just sort of watches them for a minute before shoving his hands into his jacket pockets and heaving his shoulders. "Yeah, whatever," he says flatly. "Do you want me or not?"
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Let sleeping dogs lie.
Prov. Do not instigate trouble.;Leave something alone if it might cause trouble.Derek Hale is asleep in Stiles's bed. And it just escalates from there.
Because of course it does.
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There's a unicorn in Beacon Hills. A fricken' unicorn. In fricken' Beacon Hills, California. And it turns out that unicorns aren't drawn towards virgins in a happy-go-lucky let-me-lay-my-not-at-all-metaphorical-horn-in-your-lap way. No. They kill them. And guess who's the only virgin idiotic enough to get sucked into the Beacon Hills supernatural scene? Stiles, that's who.
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Derek tells Stiles that he’s not part of the pack.