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    As Namjoon stood slightly removed from the scene, bemusedly watching the six-year-olds swarm around his cooler (which he had borrowed from his mom), he didn’t even notice that someone had sidled up next to him until he heard the tiny, but undoubtedly exasperated, huff.

    He followed the sound, turning his head to the right. A guy was standing there, arms crossed, lips pursed. He let out another huff, louder this time, but only slightly.

    Namjoon refused to acknowledge him. What the fuck was this guy’s deal? Was he really that bitter that his six-year-old just lost a soccer game for six-year-olds?

    One more huff from the guy.

    He was beginning to think this guy’s lips were just perpetually pursed and would simply never, ever unpurse themselves, when he, the guy, finally unpursed his lips to speak.

    “I just think it’s pretty irresponsible to bring Gatorade to a soccer game for first graders,” he said, huffily, “No offense.”

    (or: namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv)

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    14 Nov 2017

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    Dashing ex-interstellar pilot meets shy tentacle monster.

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    11 Nov 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    An AU where Seokjin is a gardener and Yoongi is a fashion designer, and they shouldn't work, but they do. Collected from previous works and reprinted in one handy volume.

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    09 Nov 2017

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    yoongi really, really likes some soundcloud rapper's song.

    he also happens to really, really like the idea of being fucked by aforementioned rapper.

    but, for now, yoongi's stuck alone in his room, stereo volume on full blast and his hand wrapped around his dick while he fantasizes about some guy he’s never seen. wonderful.

     

    (you have to get through like 2k of yoongi being horny until you get to the actual smut part, have patience mis bebés <3)

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    08 Nov 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    You go to Lewis’s house. You sign the ledger. You pay your gold.

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    28 Oct 2017