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    Karkat Vantas is a 6 sweeps old troll with a secret so big it could shake the very foundations of the Alternian Empire. But now the purrbeast is out of the bag, and the heretics who follow the teachings of his Ancestor rush to send their Messiah to the safety of a planet so distant, it knows nothing of Alternia.

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    The Alternian Empire has come across an enemy their numbers can't overrun and their technology can't outmatch. And yet, against all logic and reasoning, it wants to talk; and talk it will, no matter how much the Condesce refuses to listen-- after all, there are plenty of other trolls who desperately want to.

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    To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

    He comes close, though.

    By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

    What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

    “Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

    Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
     

    (Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

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    18 Mar 2024

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    Let's go destroy an Orc Bank.

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    16 Mar 2024

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    Framed by the soft morning light, sleek hair swept back and pale blue robes not even slightly rumpled, he looks almost inhuman.

    He looks like the last person who should be knocking on Wei Wuxian’s door.

    In which Wei Wuxian is a curse worker secretly searching for a lost dragon, Lan Wangji is his new assistant, and the two things may not be entirely unrelated.

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    12 Mar 2024

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    The System attempts to upload Shen Yuan into Shen Qingqiu after his qi deviation. Due to an error in the process, the original Shen Qingqiu wakes up with no Shen Yuan in sight and the System running a faulty installation. Shen Qingqiu refuses to let a possessing demonic entity tell him how to live his life.

    OR: Shen Qingqiu accidentally speedruns a villain’s happily ever after through the power of spite and violence.

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    12 Mar 2024

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    Trying to play nice during the banquet after the Phoenix Mountain hunt, Lan Wangji drinks the cup of wine Jin Zixun offers him and drunkenly demonstrates his love for Wei Wuxian in front of the entire cultivation world.

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    12 Mar 2024