21 Works found by eidolem
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World's Biggest World II: I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper by Mallory Klohn (eidolem)
Queer as Folk (UK)
9 Jan 2009
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The road trip madness continues. Vince picks up a pregnant hitchhiker and blows up the car (almost, any road) and Stuart says a lot of bad stuff that he means means means, absolutely.
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Well, they've pressed the button. Stepped off. New Planet. But in between one place and the next, there is an assload of driving. Really, it was only a matter of time before Stuart got restless.
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Yay-hooray! It's Amnesia Story day! Mulder loses his memory and becomes a much cheerier, no less horny dude whose goal, it seems, is to make Skinner want to leave town, change his name, and alter his appearance with plastic surgery. Will love prevail?
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Episode tag to, um, the one where Jim goes undercover in prison and becomes an amateur professional wrestler or whatever the hell happened. Blair attempts to comfort Jim after his ordeal, but he's kind of fucking bad at it. No pun intended.
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Fraser lures Ray up into the Great White North for a hinterland holiday. He pretends it's a character-building exercise, but actually, he wants Ray's sweet lovin'. Who doesn't? Dude was a sex machine. Also, reference is made to terrible CanCon. But no lyrics are quoted, I swear.
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For reasons which are never remotely explained, Jim is forced to relive the same shitty day over... and over... and over! Till he finally gets it right and is rewarded with Blair's favours. Based on the fandom you might think I mean Blair finally cleans the oven, but no: it's sex.
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Fraser has a thing for Ray's neck. Ray notices, approves, and does whatever he can to push Fraser to the breaking point and DO something about it... which doesn't take much, actually, since Fraser is like tragically repressed but not very good at it at all.
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Against his better judgment, Jim takes Blair to Las Vegas for a fabulous vacation. Hilarity and sex ensue. Plus there is a cocktail waitress who looks like Melina Kanakaredes. You know, from "Providence."
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Skinner tries to fuck the pain away, but a little case of Whiskey Dick holds him back. Meantime, Mulder's lust overcomes his trepidation once again, and the stalker is... well, but I don't want to spoil the ending for you.
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The maniac stalker finally reveals his purpose, and Mulder takes drastic steps to stop him from destroying everything Mulder stands for. Except, you know, his sweet lovin'.
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Skinner receives another sex-related gift from the Photo Department, Mulder receives a crate of celebrity workout videos, and they both receive... A NASTY SHOCK! But not the electrical kind. I'd have said about that in the warnings.
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It's Not Unusual 3: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Mallory Klohn (eidolem)
The X-Files
3 Jan 2009
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Mulder's new case involves a thing that does things to things. All deadly-like! Meantime, the stalker makes merry with Mulder's aquarium, another agent makes Unwanted Advances, and Skinner is about as angry and constipated as ever, for all new reasons.
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Mulder and Skinner's weird stalker steps up his campaign of harassment with a vandalized PC desktop and, of course, a musical Velvis. He or she is basically the worst at menacing, including a dead hamster. Mulder and Skinner try to solve the problem with sex, once again. It hasn't made matters worse, anyhow.
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Perhaps or perhaps not related to the Mystery Cameraman in the series finale of The Denny's Cycle, some sick fuck has taken to having donuts delivered to Mulder's crime scenes. But why! Mulder and Skinner attempt to solve this problem with sex. Goddamn I love slash fiction.
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The Denny's Cycle 3: Because Inquiring Minds Want to Know by Mallory Klohn (eidolem)
X Files
1 Jan 2009
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An investigation goes sideways, leaving Mulder with a broken ankle and Naughty Ideas about how to get his end away even so. Although I'm fairly certain it isn't phrased that way, since that's British slang. Whatever, man.
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Nobody actually stops at IHOP in this story, so I'm not sure why I went with that subtitle. I wasn't even drinking then. Mainly what you need to know here is that Scully finds out about Mulder and Skinner's love, and in so doing, I commit one of the deadly sins of fiction writing: she threatens Skinner with GBH "if you ever hurt him!" or whatnot.
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Nowadays, insomnia leads to forming Fight Club or becoming a serial killer in Alaska. But back in my day, it meant that hott Guyz met up coincidentally at 24-hour chain restaurants and got to teh sexin'. Things really were better in the good old days.
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Twenty-seven million wrongs make a right when Stuart, having tortured Vince over innumerable terrible, terrible dates, finally Sees The Light. It's pretty much the worst cliche ever in the romcom genre, but with more buttsecks and (mostly) better dialogue.
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Christmas comes early for Mulder when he and Scully are enlisted to investigate a series of suspicious deaths in the gay porno community. For Skinner, however, the situation nearly drives him into the waiting arms of the Jehovah's Witness faith. He still totally bangs Mulder, though.
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When Skinner shows up at Mulder's for his Regular Saturday Night Thing, he finds a flamboyantly gay imbecile has taken his lover's place. Is it a government conspiracy? Has Mulder finally snapped? Or is it merely badfic?
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John and Rodney have a difference of opinion as to who of the two of them is the true King Prude of Petticoats Mountain. You might think this dispute leads to a lot of outre sexual exploits, but mostly they just argue a bunch. Mostly.
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