The road trip madness continues. Vince picks up a pregnant hitchhiker and blows up the car (almost, any road) and Stuart says a lot of bad stuff that he means means means, absolutely.

Well, they've pressed the button. Stepped off. New Planet. But in between one place and the next, there is an assload of driving. Really, it was only a matter of time before Stuart got restless.

Yay-hooray! It's Amnesia Story day! Mulder loses his memory and becomes a much cheerier, no less horny dude whose goal, it seems, is to make Skinner want to leave town, change his name, and alter his appearance with plastic surgery. Will love prevail?

Well, yeah. *I* wrote this.

Episode tag to, um, the one where Jim goes undercover in prison and becomes an amateur professional wrestler or whatever the hell happened. Blair attempts to comfort Jim after his ordeal, but he's kind of fucking bad at it. No pun intended.

Fraser lures Ray up into the Great White North for a hinterland holiday. He pretends it's a character-building exercise, but actually, he wants Ray's sweet lovin'. Who doesn't? Dude was a sex machine. Also, reference is made to terrible CanCon. But no lyrics are quoted, I swear.