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  1. Rec *

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    A Clint/Hansel mindswap fic with a whole lot more plot than that statement might imply. I mean, lots of crossover shenanigans, of course. But also a plot.

    Please enjoy.

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    16 Apr 2013

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one with Hansel and Gretel. Yup.

  2. Rec 43

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    Loki is bound to deliver the Infinity Gauntlet to Thanos. But he knows as soon as Thanos has it he’ll destroy the Nine Realms and rule whatever’s left. It’s hard to be a king without a kingdom, so Loki has no intention of letting that happen. Thanos may be a titan, but Loki is still the God of Lies and Mischief…

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    17 Apr 2013

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Possibly the best fic ever. Ever. E-ver.

  3. Rec *

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    "Someone just reported to SHIELD that whatever was stolen produced “viable offspring,” and we’re hoping that doesn’t mean what we think it does,” Bruce says, evidently deciding to take over for Tony after only one masturbation joke.

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    29 Jan 2013

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Completely hilarious. Genetic experimentation with Cap's 70-year-old swimmers produces a baby. Team!

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Thoughts Coulson?” Fury asked, finger tapping idly on Barton’s file.

    “He’s dangerous. He has trust issues that we may not be able to breach, he will not like working with others, he will lie to us about his motivations every chance he gets and, most likely, be successful every time.” Coulson’s gaze drifted back to the empty chair Barton had chosen earlier, boxed in the corner yet protected on as many sides as possible. “It won’t be easy, but if we can win his loyalty he has the potential to be the asset we’re looking for.”

    Fury agreed, though neither of them would ever dream that they already had Barton’s loyalty, or that the price it cost was so steep.

    Now with POD!FIC by Liannabob!! YAY! see notes for link!

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    18 Jan 2013

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Clint brainwashed/programmed. So fucking good.

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Natasha gets sick of everyone's overwrought angst and decides to do something to clear the air.

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    17 Jan 2013

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yyummm