edmstuck
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A chance meeting on the bus is not what Karkat would expect as an apt climate for forging a friendship, but he’s pleasantly surprised when he and the mysterious, sunglass-wearing coolkid are brought together by this happenstance. Will their relationship flourish or flounder?
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I WROTE THIS FOR CHARLIE IT'S BASICALLY JUST A DESTIEL DRABBLE ABOUT OUR HEADCANONS
FROLIC IS A LOVELY BETA- Words:
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Dave and Karkat sex it up. No, really, that's all it is.
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The main and really only difference between the red and black quadrants is more simple than anyone thinks at first: loving is wanting. Hating is needing. You wish you didn't know that, but you do, and it sucks to have such firsthand experience.
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Dirk knows just what to say.
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You know that you and Egbert have radically different concepts of what, precisely, constitutes a prank.
This does not discourage you in the slightest.
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"I know it's not a nice solid dumpster," said the douche in a rumpled three-piece suit, "but the roof's not too leaky most days."
Karkat managed somehow to tear his eyes away from the kitschiest sword stand ever and its glittery hopefully-fake diamonds and give the man a long, unamused, unimpressed stare.
He hoped it was unimpressed. Apartment, his ass, this was a fucking penthouse suite. There were highly polished wooden floors everyfuckingwhere and marble countertops with inlaid fake-gold patterns (dear lord he hoped fake) and a chimney with a flatscreen showing a badly pixelated fire and faced by a fur rug.
It was ridiculously gaudy. It was also ridiculously expensive.
Bring a lot of your whores back here, Hefner? Karkat didn't retort, because hey, he was standing right here, wasn't he.
Bookmarked by edmstuck
24 Sep 2012
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im done with life this is too beautiful
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Dave and Karkat live together in a world where trolls and humans exist relatively peacefully together. Making ends meet isn't always easy and as they both work hard, they don't always find time to be together.
This is one of the times when they do.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you have seen the game through until the end.
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Alternate names – ‘this human emotion called ‘butt-touch,’’ ‘but who tops,’ ‘parkourstuck’
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1. Be Dave Strider, human, tricker extraordinaire and minor GrubTube sensation. Meet some douchebag at a practice session.
2. Be Karkat Vantas, troll, traceur with a few tricks and an ornery fucker with something to hide.
3. Step into the trick, keep your core tight, and flip.
4. Keep flipping.
5. Now kiss.Tips
-Drink plenty of water.
-Don’t slow down as you’re approaching the obstacle! That’s stutter-stepping, and you will fuck up hard.
-Knees up, shoulders back.
-Quit worrying already and touch his hot butt.Bookmarked by edmstuck
21 Jun 2012
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oh ym god this beautiful thing o MY GOD ITS PARKOUR AND DAVEKAT ITS LIKE MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS AND OH MY GOD PERFECT CHARACTERIZATIONS, PERFEcT WRITING I MCRY