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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Patrick guesses this is his “third strike, you’re out” in the Jonathan Toews friendship book and he doesn’t know how to remedy that. He doesn't think he deserves the chance, to be honest.

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    5 Jul 2012

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    “Hey,” Darcy protests, “I am so low-stress!” She isn’t. It’s total bullshit. But there’s no way she’s letting Agent Suit trash-talk her. “I am like wheatgrass smoothies and Zen tapes and Xanax in one handy social science-wrapped package.”

     

    Originally written anonymously at the kink meme for the prompt: "Because of her somewhat-decent skills at herding cats tazing gods and her knowledge of classified New Mexico-related information, Darcy is being trained as a SHIELD agent. They can't let her go but they can't find much of a use for her- until Banner needs a lab assistant. So she does the usual lab assistant-y things for him; coffee/tea gofer, note-taker, file filer, threat-to-life-limb-and-sanity-vanquisher, relaxation CD changer, etc. Somewhere in there things get fluffy." Bruce Banner works in a microbio lab, guys. Now he does, anyway.

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    1 Jun 2012

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    When Darcy hears about the Battle of Manhattan, the first thing she does is laugh for about ten minutes solid into her pillow.

    “You missed the Battle of Manhattan,” Jane says on the phone. “Oh my god, I can’t believe we’re friends.”

    (In which Darcy meets Bruce, and then they actually sort of figure out what they're doing, but not really, because this is Darcy and Bruce we're talking about here.)

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    1 Jun 2012

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    Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love.

    The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.

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    31 May 2012

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    It's not about being unmade; it's about remaking, one aching step at a time.

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    29 May 2012

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