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    In the city of Neverwood, during Prohibition-era America, there's a lot of stories to be told. One of them is Puss in Boots. Puss (with his cute little boots) was left to Bill 'Stupid Kid' Miller by his dear old dad, who was quite the detective up until the day he died. Now Bill keeps running into mysteries that Puss is way more suited to handle. And this cat can't resist a challenge.

     

    For more fairy-tale retellings, art, and behind the scene notes, go to 2BootedTales, Jean and Mae's personal archive.

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    Athelstan doesn't believe he'll ever meet his soulmate, the ache in his chest telling him that whoever it is, they're far away. Lagertha and Ragnar have felt the pull west since they first met, and when Ragnar finds a way to go there, he goes intending to bring the third soulmate of their bond home. None of them gets quite what they expect.

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    Athelstan believes that the empty feeling he's had his entire life means that he has no soulmate, and is meant for God. Ragnar and Lagertha have been waiting for the third member of their bond for years and started to despair that they might ever find him. But when the summer raids bring Ragnar west to Lindisfarne, everything changes.

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    "Actually, you know, I get it. Rogers would be an excellent MARRY choice. You know that he'd never leave the toilet seat up, would never drink the last of the milk, and would clean the rain gutters without prompting," Darcy says. She's never really considered Steve as anything other than Captain America who is impossibly unapproachable; weirdly enough, the things she finds intimidating about him as a person oddly work for her in a domestic setting. "Ugh, plus you just KNOW Barton would be the type of fucker that would eat the last oreo and then shove the empty box back into the cupboard."

    "So what's your list then, Darcy?" Jane asks, turning back to look at the mold, which has done exactly fuck all in the last half-hour.

    "Don't rush me! I need to make an informed, calculated choice."

    Darcy looks down at her pad, then back up at Natasha. She purses her lips in thought. "You've fucked Barnes, right? How dexterous is that metal hand?"

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    The ladies of SHIELD play a mass game of MARRY FUCK KILL, Avengers edition.

    Wherein everyone marries Steve, kills Tony, Jane betrays science and Darcy hypothetically turns Thor into a llama.

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    Set in the same AU as "Twenty Years On", this takes off from the end of the flashback in that piece and carries Susan and Marcus's courtship through to the first time they actually manage to get together (gasp!). I can't remember the exact wording of the request anymore, but it effectively came down to hearts_blood and I talking about how damned awkward and hilarious Marcus and Susan's first time must have been, what with it being Marcus's actual first time, and them being, well, them. I may not have quite hit the hilarious, but I definitely hit the awkward at a few points.

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    27 Mar 2014

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    "I know what you need. A distraction."

    Stephen, Marcus, and a sleepless night. Written for the prompts blowjob, boxes, frustration, fingers, confined, handcuffs, pike, virginity for Porn Battle XIV.

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