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  1. Summary

    By this most holy of unions do we join the Kingdoms of Austria and Spain that they shall ever more find longevity and, within each other, ultimate peace. This story is writ to chronicle these two hundred Habsburg years;

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    The rise and fall of the Austro-Spanish Habsburg Dynasty.

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  2. Summary

    A history arc in which Prussia had always been a woman. Her identity remains the same with only few knowing the secret of her gender. After World War II, however, things change for good. Her existence begins in 1100 when she gains consciousness and becomes Ordenstaat. She grows as a Margraviate, a Duchy, a Kingdom and then an Empire.

    How Prussia grew up, grew strong, fell in love, resisted death several times over and became a force of nature.

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  3. Summary

    A companion to Sankt Mariens; or stuff that don't quite fit in a srs bzns history arc.

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  1. Rec 2

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    who led you to this hiding place
    whose lightning threads spun silver tongues
    the red bells beckon you to ride
    a handprint on the driver’s side
    it looks a lot like engine oil and tastes like being poor and small
    and popsicles in summer

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    11 Apr 2013

  2. Rec 9

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    After Dean says yes and the world doesn't end, Sam has to learn how to live without his brother. His coping skills are not exactly up to the task, until Castiel goes off on a quest to find Dean's soul and comes back with Deanna Winchester from an alternate universe. Now Sam has a whole new set of problems with deal with, and if he can let himself, a whole lot of unexpected joys.

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    10 Apr 2013

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    After the fall of Erebor and the tragedy of Azanulbizar, many dwarves have come to hate the line of Durin. After losing his grandfather, father, and siblings, all Thorin has left is his nephews, who are no more than toddlers. When the meddling wizard Gandalf comes to the rescue, he takes Thorin and his boys onto the backs of Eagles to a place far to the west, in a dainty place called the Shire. He leaves the line of Durin in the caring hands of Bilba Baggins, who has never had the heart to leave home since her mother's death.
    The strong, nurturing Hobbit and the pained, stubborn Dwarf are stuck with each other, raising two boys in the curious and not always kind eyes of the Shire.

    tl;dr, Thorin and baby Durins go to Shire, fem!Bilbo is caring BAMF. Bring it on Lobelia.

    From the Hobbit Meme

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    9 Apr 2013

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Tricked into thinking he killed his father, a guilt-ridden dwarf flees into exile and abandons his identity as the future king. (Or, alternately: Not every fairy-tale can have a happy ending.)

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    5/?
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    9 Apr 2013

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    Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

    Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

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    12/12
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    9 Apr 2013