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    What should be a run-of-the-mill skirmish with a devil fruit user turned Sanji into an eight-year-old, and the Strawhats are suddenly faced with a version of Sanji they have never met before: a Sanji before the Strawhats, before the floating restaurant, but after—something.

    Zoro observes, learns, and relearns.

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    What's left of the little eggplant is a half-empty packet of cigarettes and a bloodied tie.

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    Alternatively, three things Luffy is good at and one thing he isn’t.

    The Vinsmokes deal with Sanji. Luffy deals with betrayal. Nami deals with Luffy.

    Sanji… doesn’t exactly deal.

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    Sanji is carefully placing a cherry on top of the ice cream, his hands nimble, soft, almost—gentle. But all Zoro sees is the way the hems of his pants are still soaked in blood from an earlier skirmish with a marine ship, red seeping into the cracks on the floorboard, spattering across the kitchen floor in a slow drip, drip, drip.

    Zoro stares, fascinated. He can’t bring himself to look away.

    (Or, Zoro and Sanji—terrible monsters, in love)

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    The sign, standing unassuming outside the Grand Line Coffee Shop in a handwriting Sanji recognizes as Usopp’s, says:

    TODAY YOUR BARISTA IS:
    1. Hella fucking gay.
    2. Desperately single.

    FOR YOUR DRINK TODAY I’D RECOMMEND:
    You give me your number.


    Or, the one coffee shop au where Usopp pulls a prank, Sanji is unexpectedly (read: completely unexpected to him and only him) popular among the male population of their campus, and Zoro just wants to grab a coffee.
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    unlearn
    /ʌnˈləːn/ • verb
    discard (something learned, especially a bad habit or false or outdated information) from one's memory.


    [fake ah crew; illegal box in parentheses]
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    …as witnessed, told, and suffered through by the Bravest Warrior of the Sea, Usopp.

    Sanji loves Zoro. Zoro loves Sanji. They are also, somehow, obliviously, infuriatingly, in an unrequited love with each other.

    Usopp thinks he can do something about it. He really should have had more self-preservation instinct than that.

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    Zoro gets lost, Sanji gets captured by the marines, the Strawhats break into the ship's prison, and they all escape with a bang.

    Not exactly in that order, much to the confusion of Sanji's cellmates.

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    “Would Ryan kill me over a lobster?”

    “You know,” Michael says over the phone, voice tiny and muffled by the river current breaking around the riverbank, “Ryan has killed people over less.”

    (Or, the one where Ryan puts a contract hit on Ray.)

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    In which Ray is flirting with a murderous supervillain. Maybe. Probably. Ray isn’t sure—his only frame of reference of any form of flirting is the last half of Love Actually he accidentally caught on TV at three am, and that was only because his xbox overheated and crashed beforehand.

    And then they get groceries. Together.

    Ray kind of hates his life.

    Series
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    But do you know what’s worse? Another text goes in, Even after the funeral, MY FOOD WILL STILL NOT COME YET, because they’re probably sending it from fucking Africa with a goddamn boat or something. I am growing a fucking five-foot-long beard. There is a spider web forming in the space between the table and my arm. A kingdom has risen and fallen as I wait.

    Or, the one where Michael is a food critic, Gavin is a photographer, and they only meet at airports, in between jobs.

    Airports, drinking game, one too many texts in all caps, misunderstanding-inducing pictures, references to 90s cartoons, game analogies, a whole lot of pining, and a game Gavin thinks they’re playing that Michael has absolutely no idea about. This is one hell of a ride, and Gavin doesn't even know if he wants out or not.

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    Here’s the thing—guns at carnivals are always rigged.

    Dean’s been using all kinds of guns since he was nine and has never missed a shot since he was nineteen when he put his heart into it, but guns at carnival games are a completely different ball game. Okay, fine, Dean is shit at this stupid game, but only because everyone is supposed to be shit at it. Rigged guns for easy money and all.

    So how in the world is Cas so good at this?

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    1/1
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    8
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    23
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    1196
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    Snapshots of what could have been. Some things just don’t change—especially the ones that matter.

    (Childhood best friends, medical students, magazine writers, photographers, politicans, and, ultimately, Michael and Gavin. Always.)

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    It is a lesser known fact that Gavin Free is capable of murder.

    Not intentionally, of course. Gavin may have become famous on the internet as a total prankster, but even Gavin draws the line at certain jokes, and Michael knows that that line is certainly far, far away from first degree murder.

    Definitely not intentional.

    Michael looks down at his plate of food, two lumps of meat covered in unidentified, shit-brown-colored sauce and a bunch of nearly black sticks that are more soot than fries.

    Not intentional, Michael thinks gravely to himself, but definitely murder.

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    The note attached on the top shelf of the refrigerator only says, out to town. Be back in an hour, but Kevin knows Dean is looking for Castiel.

    Dean is always looking for Castiel.

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    As Crowley walked out of the coffee shop he promised himself to never, ever go back to Gabriel’s place and to never associate himself with that group of uncultured swine again.

    And then he took a sip of Castiel’s coffee.

    The rest, as they say, is history.

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    Clint and Tony's relationship from all perspectives. A collection of ficlets.

    Three: Clint is a country boy at heart, so Tony sucks it up and takes his boyfriend to a romantic trip somewhere. Without wi-fi.

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    If Dean’s life were a movie, it would be one of those cheap, bait-and-switch movies. The ones that look like they are of this one genre, but when you get around to watch it, it turns out to be something completely different.

    Dean’s life right now would totally look like a romantic comedy.

    (In which Dean Winchester’s life is neither a weekly TV show nor a movie, except when it is.)

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    For the prompt: destiny, from anon.

    Gavin and Michael get creative. They have never heard of the term ‘AU’, but they don’t need to.

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    Profile for @shitmichaelsays, four months ago
    Hi guys I’m Ryan and I have a colleague called Michael. This is where I tweet all the shit he says.
    Following: 0 | Followers: 1,039

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    7890

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