14 Works by donutsandcoffee
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Clint and Tony's relationship from all perspectives. A collection of ficlets.
Two: The road to hell isn't paved with good intentions. The road to hell is paved with questionable cooking methods and ingredients which edibility is dubious at best and under dispute at worst, and those are made with good intentions.
Or: Clint loves food, so Tony cooks.
Except that Tony can't.
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Close Encounters (of the Personification of Nations Kind) by donutsandcoffee
The Avengers (2012), Hetalia: Axis Powers
22 Apr 2013
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Tony spotted the teen's hair among the crowd. Now that he thought about it, the teen had a very peculiar hairstyle, one strand of hair stubbornly standing up as if it defied gravity. Tony tapped his chin at that. Did it? That particular strand stood really upright; was it actually physically possible? Tony started making some mental calculations, estimating the dimension and thus the weight of the strands, and the amount of gel it was needed to keep it upright like that.
Ten times the Avengers encountered Alfred F. Jones and his friends.
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de-anon from this prompt in hetalia-kink:
Harry Truman said “I had faith in Israel before it was established, I have in it now. I believe it has a glorious future before it - not just another sovereign nation, but as an embodiment of the great ideals of our civilization.”
Um, basically what it says in the title, the US is one of Israel’s biggest supporters; I’d like some of their history together. Whether it be about some of the treaties that have been signed and how it affected them or some other historical events. Their relationship can be romantic or just siblings.
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The guy’s cute.
Not, like, five-month-old-puppy cute, the kind that elicits a fond sigh and a long ‘aw’ from a group of expressive teenage girls; the guy’s more like Adult Cute, capital letters and all, the kind that's cute at a glance but gets you hot and confused at night after waking up from a dream that is most definitely not cute, like those One Direction boys or the 90s kids’ Chad Michael Murray, if you know what he means.
Not that a lot of people know what he means. People tend not to understand his thought process; Gavin has gotten used to that over the years.
(for this prompt: Michael and Gavin meet up in one of the Mp3 Experiment events.)
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Excerpts from the Life of Ex-Super-Villain Sylar-Not-Gabriel-Gray (Guest Starring Definitely-Not-Partner Noah Bennet) by donutsandcoffee
Heroes - Fandom
9 Jan 2013
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If you’re stupid, you will ask Noah where this is exactly. He will then smile at you, tell you politely that it is none of your business, and despite all these pleasantries you will feel that the temperature in the room has dropped several degrees and see your life flashes before your eyes.
If you’re stupider, you will ask Sylar. He will immediately tell you that they are in Fucksville, USA, stop asking him question, or else. You’re lucky if you have all your limbs intact after this conversation.
If you’re smart, you don’t ask them questions. At all.
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the road outside my house is paved with good intentions by donutsandcoffee
The Avengers (2012), Bourne Legacy (2012)
5 Sep 2012
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People think that Clint Barton died when Aaron Cross was born in Outcome, but people are wrong. People are always wrong.
Clint Barton died when Phil Coulson died with a hole in his chest, and Aaron Cross is just someone built from what’s left.
(This is the story of Clint Barton’s death.)
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- Part 2 of origin/outcome
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Clint. The name rolls off Phil's tongue in a way it never quite does on others', and god Aaron misses him.
No, wait, backtrack. Clint would have mised the man. Aaron, though, doesn't even know this stranger.
(Or, the one where Clint Barton runs away from SHIELD, Aaron Cross is born in Outcome, Eric Byer follows him, and Phil just wants everyone to hug and go home. Even if that takes a couple of gunshots.)
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- Part 1 of origin/outcome
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Twenty Three Steps Towards Understanding William Brandt by donutsandcoffee
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011), The Avengers (2012)
21 Jul 2012
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Will thinks his team has a warped sense of what’s dangerous and what’s not, but in their defense, they save human civilization on a monthly basis.
Maybe this time he’ll stay.
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the Unauthorized File of Clint Barton and Phil Coulson, as Researched and Compiled by SHIELD Agent Ian Daubney by donutsandcoffee
The Avengers (2012)
7 Jul 2012
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Or, the Incident of Stark Tower Invasion: Investigated, Analyzed and Revealed.
Clint Barton and Phil Coulson. Add some aliens, SHIELD personnel, a dash of Avengers, a dose of Darcy Lewis and Pepper Potts, and one very, very curious SHIELD agent.
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This is how everyone else will see it:
Clint and Tony don’t so much happen as other people don’t happen.
(Or, Clint and Tony, as friends, as best friends, as warriors, as lovers-- and, most importantly, as themselves, even in the eyes of others.)
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When Ethan first saw Brandt, he thought he was a projection. In his defense, he wasn’t thinking straight—the projection of his wife had suddenly appeared and blown Benji’s building up, waking the rest of his teammates.
(or, Ghost Protocol, with an Inception twist.)
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everything's fair in love and war (and politics) by donutsandcoffee
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
14 Jan 2012
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AU. William Brandt is the campaign organizer of Ethan Hunt, the charismatic presidential candidate. Benji Dunn is the brain behind the campaign of Jane Carter, the running candidate of the same party.
Who knows spinning rumors, planning campaigns and verbal sparring are just a form of flirting.
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we're (maybe not so really) screwed by donutsandcoffee
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011), The Avengers (2012)
4 Jan 2012
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“Really, Ethan? We’re not screwed? Because we’re now in the middle of a nameless jungle in Kalimantan with no connection and weaponry except those bows and arrows. We’re surrounded by at least a dozen armed men and five miles away from our extraction point, which is an open field, by the way, so we don’t have the option of sneaking away. We’ve just sent a message to the Headquarter that we finished the mission so they are not likely to be eager to look for us. Oh, and in case you didn’t realize, you are bleeding. We are quite screwed, in my opinion.”
In which Clint Barton is actually a SHIELD ambassador in IMF.
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- Part 1 of juxtaposition
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For those who have heard the story, mind you, without any background knowledge whatsoever—they may have concluded that it is actually a short story, the one that starts when the yellow umbrella comes into the picture.
They are wrong.
(Luke Mosby knows everyone in Dad's stories--Uncle Marshall, Aunt Robin, even Wendy the Waitress--but not the way his Dad knows them. Alternate Interpretation.)