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    But do you know what’s worse? Another text goes in, Even after the funeral, MY FOOD WILL STILL NOT COME YET, because they’re probably sending it from fucking Africa with a goddamn boat or something. I am growing a fucking five-foot-long beard. There is a spider web forming in the space between the table and my arm. A kingdom has risen and fallen as I wait.

    Or, the one where Michael is a food critic, Gavin is a photographer, and they only meet at airports, in between jobs.

    Airports, drinking game, one too many texts in all caps, misunderstanding-inducing pictures, references to 90s cartoons, game analogies, a whole lot of pining, and a game Gavin thinks they’re playing that Michael has absolutely no idea about.

    Not necessarily in that order.

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    Here’s the thing—guns at carnivals are always rigged.

    Dean’s been using all kinds of guns since he was nine and has never missed a shot since he was nineteen when he put his heart into it, but guns at carnival games are a completely different ball game. Okay, fine, Dean is shit at this stupid game, but only because everyone is supposed to be shit at it. Rigged guns for easy money and all.

    So how in the world is Cas so good at this?

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    Snapshots of what could have been. Some things just don’t change—especially the ones that matter.

    (Childhood best friends, medical students, magazine writers, photographers, politicans, and, ultimately, Michael and Gavin. Always.)

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    It is a lesser known fact that Gavin Free is capable of murder.

    Not intentionally, of course. Gavin may have become famous on the internet as a total prankster, but even Gavin draws the line at certain jokes, and Michael knows that that line is certainly far, far away from first degree murder.

    Definitely not intentional.

    Michael looks down at his plate of food, two lumps of meat covered in unidentified, shit-brown-colored sauce and a bunch of nearly black sticks that are more soot than fries.

    Not intentional, Michael thinks gravely to himself, but definitely murder.

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    The note attached on the top shelf of the refrigerator only says, out to town. Be back in an hour, but Kevin knows Dean is looking for Castiel.

    Dean is always looking for Castiel.

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    As Crowley walked out of the coffee shop he promised himself to never, ever go back to Gabriel’s place and to never associate himself with that group of uncultured swine again.

    And then he took a sip of Castiel’s coffee.

    The rest, as they say, is history.

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    Clint and Tony's relationship from all perspectives. A collection of ficlets.

    Three: Clint is a country boy at heart, so Tony sucks it up and takes his boyfriend to a romantic trip somewhere. Without wi-fi.

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    If Dean’s life were a movie, it would be one of those cheap, bait-and-switch movies. The ones that look like they are of this one genre, but when you get around to watch it, it turns out to be something completely different.

    Dean’s life right now would totally look like a romantic comedy.

    (In which Dean Winchester’s life is neither a weekly TV show nor a movie, except when it is.)

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    For the prompt: destiny, from anon.

    Gavin and Michael get creative. They have never heard of the term ‘AU’, but they don’t need to.

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    Profile for @shitmichaelsays, four months ago
    Hi guys I’m Ryan and I have a colleague called Michael. This is where I tweet all the shit he says.
    Following: 0 | Followers: 1,039

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    “I am Israel,” the boy says, “and I hereby declare myself a sovereign country.”

    England shrugs, France claps, and Egypt walks up to him and punches him.

    The boy—Israel—growls and leaps towards Egypt, who barely manages to evade him; Israel lands on Syria instead, and Syria motions to Iraq to join in the fight. In mere seconds, the formal event turns into a brawl, hands and feet and screams and groans. It feels like an eternity before one by one nation falls, the sound dies down, and Israel stands among them, brown eyes piercing the room. He looks a little bit small and a lot confident, and he stands as if it is where he is supposed to stand.

    America stands still, stupefied.

    The year is 1948.

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    Ten times the Avengers encountered Alfred F. Jones and his friends.

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    The guy’s cute.

    Not, like, five-month-old-puppy cute, the kind that elicits a fond sigh and a long ‘aw’ from a group of expressive teenage girls; the guy’s more like Adult Cute, capital letters and all, the kind that's cute at a glance but gets you hot and confused at night after waking up from a dream that is most definitely not cute, like those One Direction boys or the 90s kids’ Chad Michael Murray, if you know what he means.

    Not that a lot of people know what he means. People tend not to understand his thought process; Gavin has gotten used to that over the years.

    (for this prompt: Michael and Gavin meet up in one of the Mp3 Experiment events.)

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    If you’re stupid, you will ask Noah where this is exactly. He will then smile at you, tell you politely that it is none of your business, and despite all these pleasantries you will feel that the temperature in the room has dropped several degrees and see your life flashes before your eyes.

    If you’re stupider, you will ask Sylar. He will immediately tell you that they are in Fucksville, USA, stop asking him question, or else. You’re lucky if you have all your limbs intact after this conversation.

    If you’re smart, you don’t ask them questions. At all.

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    People think that Clint Barton died when Aaron Cross was born in Outcome, but people are wrong. People are always wrong.

    Clint Barton died when Phil Coulson died with a hole in his chest, and Aaron Cross is just someone built from what’s left.

    (This is the story of Clint Barton’s death.)

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    Clint. The name rolls off Phil's tongue in a way it never quite does on others', and god Aaron misses him.

    No, wait, backtrack. Clint would have mised the man. Aaron, though, doesn't even know this stranger.

    (Or, the one where Clint Barton runs away from SHIELD, Aaron Cross is born in Outcome, Eric Byer follows him, and Phil just wants everyone to hug and go home. Even if that takes a couple of gunshots.)

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    Will thinks his team has a warped sense of what’s dangerous and what’s not, but in their defense, they save human civilization on a monthly basis.

    Maybe this time he’ll stay.

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    Or, the Incident of Stark Tower Invasion: Investigated, Analyzed and Revealed.

    Clint Barton and Phil Coulson. Add some aliens, SHIELD personnel, a dash of Avengers, a dose of Darcy Lewis and Pepper Potts, and one very, very curious SHIELD agent.

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    This is how everyone else will see it:

    Clint and Tony don’t so much happen as other people don’t happen.

    (Or, Clint and Tony, as friends, as best friends, as warriors, as lovers-- and, most importantly, as themselves, even in the eyes of others.)

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    “Really, Ethan? We’re not screwed? Because we’re now in the middle of a nameless jungle in Kalimantan with no connection and weaponry except those bows and arrows. We’re surrounded by at least a dozen armed men and five miles away from our extraction point, which is an open field, by the way, so we don’t have the option of sneaking away. We’ve just sent a message to the Headquarter that we finished the mission so they are not likely to be eager to look for us. Oh, and in case you didn’t realize, you are bleeding. We are quite screwed, in my opinion.”

    In which Clint Barton is actually a SHIELD ambassador in IMF.

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