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Clint and Tony's relationship from all perspectives. A collection of ficlets.
Two: The road to hell isn't paved with good intentions. The road to hell is paved with questionable cooking methods and ingredients which edibility is dubious at best and under dispute at worst, and those are made with good intentions.
Or: Clint loves food, so Tony cooks.
Except that Tony can't.
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Close Encounters (of the Personification of Nations Kind) by donutsandcoffee
The Avengers (2012), Hetalia: Axis Powers
22 Apr 2013
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Tony spotted the teen's hair among the crowd. Now that he thought about it, the teen had a very peculiar hairstyle, one strand of hair stubbornly standing up as if it defied gravity. Tony tapped his chin at that. Did it? That particular strand stood really upright; was it actually physically possible? Tony started making some mental calculations, estimating the dimension and thus the weight of the strands, and the amount of gel it was needed to keep it upright like that.
Ten times the Avengers encountered Alfred F. Jones and his friends.
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de-anon from this prompt in hetalia-kink:
Harry Truman said “I had faith in Israel before it was established, I have in it now. I believe it has a glorious future before it - not just another sovereign nation, but as an embodiment of the great ideals of our civilization.”
Um, basically what it says in the title, the US is one of Israel’s biggest supporters; I’d like some of their history together. Whether it be about some of the treaties that have been signed and how it affected them or some other historical events. Their relationship can be romantic or just siblings.
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The guy’s cute.
Not, like, five-month-old-puppy cute, the kind that elicits a fond sigh and a long ‘aw’ from a group of expressive teenage girls; the guy’s more like Adult Cute, capital letters and all, the kind that's cute at a glance but gets you hot and confused at night after waking up from a dream that is most definitely not cute, like those One Direction boys or the 90s kids’ Chad Michael Murray, if you know what he means.
Not that a lot of people know what he means. People tend not to understand his thought process; Gavin has gotten used to that over the years.
(for this prompt: Michael and Gavin meet up in one of the Mp3 Experiment events.)
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Excerpts from the Life of Ex-Super-Villain Sylar-Not-Gabriel-Gray (Guest Starring Definitely-Not-Partner Noah Bennet) by donutsandcoffee
Heroes - Fandom
9 Jan 2013
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If you’re stupid, you will ask Noah where this is exactly. He will then smile at you, tell you politely that it is none of your business, and despite all these pleasantries you will feel that the temperature in the room has dropped several degrees and see your life flashes before your eyes.
If you’re stupider, you will ask Sylar. He will immediately tell you that they are in Fucksville, USA, stop asking him question, or else. You’re lucky if you have all your limbs intact after this conversation.
If you’re smart, you don’t ask them questions. At all.
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In which Clint Barton is Phil Coulson's and Aaron Cross is Eric Byer's.
The problem just starts when they're kind of the same person.
(or, the one where Clint Barton shatters into a million of different pieces when Phil Coulson dies, and Eric Byer just happens to be there to pick up the pieces.)
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juxtaposition by donutsandcoffee
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011), The Avengers (2012)
4 Jan 2012
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In which Eames writes (sometimes horrible) horoscopes to woo Arthur, much to the chagrin of everyone (read: Dom), and manages to even mess that up. Go figure.
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SHIELD and the Avengers find out about their very active fandom, including fanfiction. Clint starts trying to manipulate the authors by getting a little snuggly in public with Coulson. And then Coulson gets a little snuggly right back.
(Written for a prompt on avengerkink, details inside.)
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16 Jan 2013
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When he woke up the next morning, there was an email from Coulson.
I can arrange for Jasper to hold your hand the next time you’re injured, if you can’t handle being alone. –Coulson
You know the sight of Jasper holding my hand would make you jealous, sir. –Barton
In your dreams, Agent. –Coulson
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Michael and Lucifer are currently fighting over the peas.
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8 Jan 2013
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Gabriel keeps moving all the food away from Raphael in a way that's so perfectly timed it could be accidental. But Dean knows how much of an irritating little bastard Gabriel can be first hand.
It turns out angels can be pretty damn petty when they're not allowed to openly war with each other.
When Lucifer asks for the vegetables Dean thinks Raphael's actually going to stab him in the eye with a knife.
"Hellspawn can acquire their own vegetables," Raphael says with a glare.
"Raphael, be nice, or I'll send you to your room," Chuck tells him over the mashed potatoes.
Raphael looks ashamed and obediently passes the vegetables to Lucifer.
Anna is refilling Michael’s wine glass...but she's doing it very quietly, when he's not looking. Which Dean's going to take as a bad sign.
It's freakin' surreal, and considering Dean's life to date, that's really saying something.
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There are so many different ways to save the world...and so many different ways to screw it all up.
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1 Dec 2012
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PETER: [whispering to Mohinder, as Sylar drones on in the background about peace and prosperity] "Look, at least it's not your sister that he's sleeping with."
MOHINDER: "So you're saying I should just accept a world where Sylar and I are lovers?"
PETER: "It's for the good of humanity. Besides, the universe seems determined to make you gay anyway."
MOHINDER: "May I remind you, the universe also seems determined to make you dead?"
PETER: "After reading Sylar's mind about the things he and you have done in bed, I'm frankly looking forward to death."
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don't be fooled by the lack of kudos, people. this has been on lj for quite a long time and honest-to-god my favorite heroes fic to date. hilarious and just perfect.
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Love in the Three-Ninth Kingdom by kalakirya, lavvyan
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers - All Fandoms
1 Sep 2012
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Clint and Coulson are in mutually unrequited love. Natasha has no patience for their drama. And if the world were a nicer place to live in, she wouldn't have to deal with it.
Alas.
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7 Oct 2012
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Budapest is a distraction, and then some. Budapest is bad intel and a compromised safe house. Budapest is losing contact with SHIELD in the middle of a firefight. Budapest is playing dead for two days while they try to get access to a secure line. Budapest is Clint leaning heavily on her because he's got a bullet lodged in his hip and they didn't have the time to get it out.
Budapest is also where Coulson falls in love with Clint.
He's at the extraction point, waiting for them, and Natasha briefly wonders how many things went wrong behind the scenes that Coulson decided to organize their rescue himself. She doesn't have much time to waste on logistics, though. Clint is flagging fast and she herself is running on fumes.
She's so exhausted, she would have missed the moment entirely if it had happened more than a step away from her. Clint stumbles, falls, and she doesn't have the strength to keep him on his feet. Coulson catches him before they both go down, but when she looks up to thank him, the words wither in her throat.
Coulson stands there, Clint hanging in his arms like... well, like a man who's mostly unconscious, and the expression on Coulson's face can only be described as shock. He looks down at Clint, swallows hard, and actually tightens his grip around Clint for a second when the medics try to tug him away.
All Natasha can think is, oh, good.
Because naturally, she assumes that Coulson will ask Clint to dinner because Coulson is a sensible man. Clint will be unbearably smug for a few days. There'll be a lot of eye-rolling in Natasha's future.
She should have remembered that assuming is a foolish, foolish thing to do.
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She's not wrong about the eye-rolling, though.
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