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    TFLN: we were supposed to fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years

    “You’re fucking ridiculous,” he mutters, hooking his fingers into the waistband of Liam’s boxers and shoving them down past his knees. He’s inordinately pleased to find Liam’s dick is just as nice as he remembers. He curls his hand around him and hums happily as Liam fattens in his grip. “You know that, right? Who cooks breakfast for their one night stand? And then washes up afterwards? I feel like I should send your mum a thank you note or something for raising such a polite young man.”

    “God please don’t,” Liam says fervently.

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    13 Oct 2017

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    "We should talk about Eliot," Alec says, at the same time Parker says, "We should have sex in a hammock."

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    26 Nov 2016

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    “Make me a sandwich,” Parker says, so he does.

    “Cut the damn wire,” says Hardison, so he does.

    “Jump,” says Parker, says Hardison, and he never needs to ask, “How high?”

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    26 Nov 2016

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    There's a party that they're supposed to be at, but Harry's in a dress and he's got on actual knickers underneath, and Liam can't exactly say no to that.

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    30 Oct 2016

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    “Who even takes food from hook-nosed strangers with bright red eyes, for god’s sake?” Zayn punctuates his question with a swift kick at a tree trunk and continues pacing through the pain in his big toe. “I mean, surely they teach that in How to be a Prince Studies?”

     

     

     

    Zayn is a grumpy knight who's grown tired of the endless grind of war. When the offer of a job to escort the prince of the realm to his ancestral home in time for his betrothal arises - and the pay is enough to set him up for a life of leisure, he takes it with open arms. He doesn't count on Prince Harold being the clumsiest, most infuriating, trouble-mongering creature with a certain death wish he's ever had the misfortune to meet...

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    20 Sep 2016