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    Matt has a plan to get Shiro laid; Shiro has a lot of misgivings about this.

    "Shiro. Buddy. I swear on everything I hold holy—"

    "You're an atheist," Shiro points out.

    "—I swear on the grave of Carl Sagan and in the name of Neil deGrasse Tyson," Matt says, not missing a beat, "that if you go home alone tonight, it'll be your own personal decision and not because you won't have other options."

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    10 Feb 2018

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    “Go to art school, they said,” Keith grumbles, shivering against the cold as he struggles to get through the revolving door with his portfolio, pad and backpack. “It’ll be fun, they said.”

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    05 Feb 2018

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    Pidge and Hunk finally give Keith a hint to explain Lance's behavior, and after that, things escalate.

    "What the hell," Keith says in the wake of yet another one of Lance's utterly baffling outbursts. Everything about the mission they'd just finished had gone off without a hitch; the only mistake Keith can see is that he'd told Lance they'd made a good team after the debriefing. "What brought that on?"

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    03 Feb 2018

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    Lance likes games.

    Through a lot of trial and error, this is what Keith has learned: the more random and casual Lance is being, the closer Keith needs to be listening, because it means Lance is trying to tell him something important.

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    03 Feb 2018

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    FROM THE DESK OF ALLURA ALTEA
    Director
    The Rex Alfor Memorial Space Museum

    Dear Mr. Coran,

    I am writing to entrust to you the care and supervision of the young man who will be working with our custodial team starting this coming Tuesday. The young man’s name, as I’m sure you already know, is Keith.

    As you also have been made aware, the incident that occurred two weeks ago was his first criminal offense, and thus I have elected not to press charges against him, in the hope that a little community service and a few kind words will go a long way.

    Please see to it that our new volunteer gets a basic but thorough introduction as to what it is we do here at RAMSM. Unless any more untoward situations arise, there is no need to report to me further. I trust your good judgment, as I always have.

    (Additionally, I would like to commend you for successfully managing to keep this story out of the press. Your service to the museum over the years has gone above and beyond your job description. We will have to talk about this very soon. When are you free for coffee?)

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    30 Dec 2017