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    Shen Yuan wakes the way he wakes every day, lately: with an odd sense of dislocation, and his hand reaching out to the other side of the bed, surprised and disoriented to wake with the sheets cold next to him.

    He pulls his hand back, flushing, even though there's no one here to see him—what? Reaching out for a dream lover? Ridiculous.

    The strange feeling follows him throughout his morning routine, as he plops a packet of oatmeal into the microwave to prepare his breakfast, some sense insisting that someone should be cooking for him.

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    In which Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua accidentally reset the universe, and Luo Binghe and Mobei-jun transmigrate after them.

    Also, Luo Binghe runs a food truck.

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    23 May 2023

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    cute!!

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    She has no throne. Girls without thrones should not have knights, but hers won’t go. Princess Zelda – the girl who killed Calamity – would love to fade into legend, but Link’s bought a house, he’s fighting off monsters, and he’s selling giant horses to strangely familiar Gerudo men. She'll never have any peace now.

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    16 May 2023

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    The day before he fought Ganon the first time, he’d visited all the people he’d come to know and all the Champions waiting for release. He had thought it would be the last time he’d ever see them. He’d even made peace with it.

    Now, that yesterday is nearing a month ago for Link, and he is so tired.

    “I did,” he says. “I went. Fought Ganon.”

    “— Did you have to retreat?”

    “…Didn’t fight it today. Five days ago. And ten. But also today.”

    Link defeats the Calamity. And then he faces it again and again and again and again—

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    09 May 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    you can pry alive!champions from my cold dead hands!!!

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    “We’ll play for ownership of this shop, then?” Seto says with a smirk, and Yami stares at him.

    “No,” Yami says slowly, “because that is absurd and wildly irresponsible.” Seto scoffs at this.

    Or:

    Seto walks into The Turtle Games and Books Shop intent on buying this last property so he can tear it down and build his new KaibaCorp headquarters. Instead, he trips headfirst into his first defeat, loses his mind, falls in love, reconciles his past, finds himself, and plays a truly outrageous game of chess, not necessarily in that order.

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    No amount of genius means jack shit when you’re just an overbearing president, standing in front of the King of Games, and asking him to love him.

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    30 Sep 2022

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    Shen Yuan isn't lonely. He's just overseas in a new city, trying to muddle his way through a business degree, and dealing with the side effects of his stupid intestines trying to kill him. So, maybe he sometimes watches ASMR to cope with his too-quiet apartment. Maybe he has a little bit of a parasocial-relationship-thing going on with one particular cooking ASMR channel. It's 2016, who doesn't? The point is, he's content with his quiet life.

    And then Shang Qinghua strong-arms him into watching one Hallmark Christmas movie, and it all goes to hell.

    Or: Shen Yuan is a Hallmark movie protagonist, Luo Binghe is a Lifetime movie protagonist, and somehow they make it work.

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    20 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    screaming wailing gnashing teeth etc etc