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  1. Summary

    Merlin loves to watch. Harry loves a challenge. Eggsy loves everything.

    A series of linked one shots. Heed the tags!

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    Harry survived V-Day - because of course he did - but not all the Kingsman agents were so lucky. With the world still going to shit and the worst staff shortage since the organisation began, Merlin calls a group of retired agents back to their posts to help out while he trains the new recruits.

    Harry/Eggsy's story: snowball fights, banter, innuendo, handsome old men, lady scientists, secrets in walking sticks, Harry’s appalling crush, thumbnails of bigger pictures, a pastede on plot crammed in around all the flirting which is really just an excuse for me to write a silly sword fight, and an old bet from 1986 that’s still not been decided.

    Roxy/Merlin's story: exhaustion, beautiful villains, inappropriate comments, drawing Eggsy a vagina map because not even a potential mass murderer deserves that sort of lousy service, booby traps straight out of Indiana Jones, things it's probably quite unprofessional to do while wearing glasses, bombs so ridiculous they should have ACME written on the side, Gawain's interrupted night with a gorgeous French redhead, an urgent deathbed promise, and a warning that somebody's spine is going to be ripped from his body if he ever calls her 'good girl' again.

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  1. Rec 16

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    It's been a long day, and morning will come far too soon for Merlin's taste if Eggsy and Harry have anything to do with it.

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    14 Feb 2017

  2. Rec 4

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    Robert reminisces.

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    14 Feb 2017

  3. Rec 37

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    It's really not the gentlemanly thing to do, but Harry will use any available excuse to get his hands on Eggsy. And Eggsy? Well. He's not much better, really.

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  4. Rec 27

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    It's been so long since Harry did anything like this; the whole experience of being measured and fitted long ago lost any sense of fun. Trying on new suits is just part of the job now, something he does once a year the way most people sit through an annual performance review.

    But this is different. Eggsy made this suit.

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    25 Dec 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    C L O T H I N G P O R N omg, the best kind of slow burn!!!

  5. Rec 10

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    Paul Verlaine and Arthur Rimbaud spend a romantic winter in London together. The screamy, stabby, drunken sort of romantic.

    “Do it then!” Rimbaud yelled, tearing at his undershirt, baring his chest.
    "Stop it!” Paul screamed back. “Why cannot you understand? Selfish little fucking…I should stab you through the heart, if you had one.”
    “If I had one? What do you have in place of one, you pathetic drunk? An empty gin bottle?” Rimbaud started to laugh.

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    25 Dec 2016

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    THE VERLAINE/RIMBAUD FIC OF MY DREAMS. Perfect <333