Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."
(Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)
Bookmarked by deanissupersassy
27 Sep 2017
Set sometime in the future. Jonas comes back home after a long day of work and tells Mitch about it. Mitch helps.
Jonas gets home late, stumbling out of his shoes and getting in a tangle with his jacket as the flat door slams shut behind him. The frame shaking. Not that it matters, the whole building shook whenever there was a strong enough wind.
He’d gotten used to it.
Jonas and Mitch go to their high school reunion.
It's when he's debating on whether or not he should go to their bedroom to jack off that he hears the door open and then close shortly after.
Joey gets to bully Mitch for once.