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Rose (with bunny)



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    First there was the Great War, between the Autobots and the Decepticons. Then there was the Long Peace, and then the Unicron War, when previous factions fell apart in the face of sheer survival. Now, tens of thousands of years later, the Cybertronian race is attempting to rebuild.

    (This series is set in the far future of the same continuity as the Warrior Goddess stories, so Mikaela has a Cybertronian frame and is living as a Cybertronian.)

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    Collection of original works by Darthneko - stand alone short stories and series of linked scenes and drabbles.

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    Gravity - the drawing together of two objects by an invisible force - is a universal constant. Sometimes sparks are like that, no matter what universe it is. (or, the assorted multiple universes of Ironhide and Shadowrunner.)

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    Art submissions for exchanges and challenges

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    Look, Clint didn't mean to hit the guy, it just sort of happened. He was distracted, and the guy was distracted, and then things were a little bit out of his control. And even if it wasn't completely his fault, he still feels pretty bad about it. He had to go see the guy, didn't he? It was only polite, so yeah. He'd do that.

    And look, he doesn't mean to start fake dating his accident victim either, but sometimes life is weird that way. You just gotta go with the flow when it happens, and learn to be the best fake boyfriend ever.

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    19 Nov 2017

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    19 Oct 2017

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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    Bella Baggins has spent more time than she ever wished to outside of the Shire, and would want nothing more than to spend the rest of her hopefully-long life there. Unfortunately for her, Gandalf has decided that she'd be better suited running for her life, in mortal peril and surrounded by strangers. Like she hasn't had enough of that.

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    26 Aug 2017

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    Collection of one-shots. Please look at the complete list in ch.1 for details. The most recent instalments:

    43. Bilbo departs from Erebor, knowing only Thorin lives. Years later, Thorin comes for him.
    44. In the darkest hour, Bilbo plants the acorn in Dale.
    45. Mountain winters are not for hobbits.
    46. Bilbo is injured by the spiders.
    47. After learning of Thorin's upcoming political marriage and another piece of unfortunate news, Bilbo leaves Erebor.
    48. A mysterious gift turns Thorin and Bilbo into children.
    49. As Thorin sinks into goldsickness, Bilbo finds himself sick with something else.
    50. Five Times Thorin put his clothes (coat) on Bilbo, and one time Bilbo did that himself.
    51. The battle is won. But the prize, to Thorin, was too high.
    52. In another series of events, the conflict surrounding Erebor is resolved by games. And mushroom stew.
    53. Bilbo figures out how to use the Arkenstone during battle. But the price for using its power is high.
    54. Summer has come to the East: too hot for hobbits general and too sunny for certain parts of Thorin's skin not used to exposure.
    More to come?

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