darthneko

Rose (with bunny)



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    Gravity - the drawing together of two objects by an invisible force - is a universal constant. Sometimes sparks are like that, no matter what universe it is. (or, the assorted multiple universes where Ironhide and Shadowrunner are BFFs.)

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    Art submissions for exchanges and challenges

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    First there was the Great War, between the Autobots and the Decepticons. Then there was the Long Peace, and then the Unicron War, when previous factions fell apart in the face of sheer survival. Now, tens of thousands of years later, the Cybertronian race is attempting to rebuild.

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    FMA AU - what if Hohenheim Elric had been a State Alchemist in the Ishbal war?

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    Thorin Oakenshield was born without the longing, and has spent his whole life merely observing others as they pursued a feeling unknown to him until they finally found their One. He has made his peace with the prospect of being alone, and has been faring well enough, but little does he know the fates have a different story in store for him.

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    14 Apr 2014

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    "I want to go home," Myrtle wailed loudly the moment Bilbo picked his way up the gravel slope to the Ereborean dragon pens.

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    13 Apr 2014

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    When Thorin summons the company to the Lesser Hall and Bilbo explains what she wants done, there is a long silence, followed by thunderous argument.

    “I suppose we shouldn’t have expected better,” Bilbo mutters as Óin and Dwalin bellow at each other.

    It’s typical, Thorin thinks, and is disgusted with himself for the rush of fondness he feels.

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    8 Apr 2014

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    Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. The nymphs know it, the fey know it, the satyrs know it, the Guardians know it.

    It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. (Apparently virgins are a hot commodity in the world of magic and myths.) Not hard, when you smell like sex all the time. (Thank you magic potion.)

    Too bad no one told Jack that unicorns are hard to hide things from.

    (Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue. I'm serious.)

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    3 Apr 2014

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    As Bilbo sat smoking in his empty hobbit hole, he couldn’t help but wonder – when did his life become so boring? Or better yet – when did his old life stop being enough?

    He suspected the answer to that question lay somewhere around the time when he had refused Thorin Oakenshield’s offer of marriage.

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    21 Mar 2014

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