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    One chance encounter that leads to another that, along the way, leads to Foggy choking on his coffee.

    Matt sighed. "Yes, Foggy." He replied in an exasperated tone. "This is my teenage child that I've never mentioned having before today."

    Foggy shrugged. "Well," He stared at Peter thoughtfully, "You never know with you nowadays."

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    They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me.

    Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth.

    Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it.

    If he can.

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    23 Mar 2017

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    When what should have been a straight forward mission in Hell's Kitchen goes pear shaped due to lack of communication, teaching his teammates sign language seems like a logical step to Clint. Communication when their comms are down - great plan! And including the local vigilante, who's been working closely with them on this, is a real no-brainer.

    Until it turns out said vigilante is an asshole that thinks sign language is beneath him, judging by the way he's stubbornly refusing to learn it.

    (Conversely - Matt's trying, he really is but damn it, those two signs are exactly the same... what do you mean they mean completely different things?!)

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    23 Mar 2017

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    "But you and Iron Fist broke up, right? Because I'd like to take a shot at that action. Heh." -New Avengers V1 #53
    After Spider-Man makes a joke about asking out Iron Fist, he incurs the wrath of Luke and Jessica; In an effort to get back on their good side, he resolves to ignore Danny. Somehow in the process he ends up getting relationship advice from Daredevil, propositioned by Black Cat, and winds up accidentally dating Danny Rand anyhow.

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    23 Mar 2017

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    "Originally, Matt had been planning to leave the guy in the dumpster."

     

    In honor of the end of this dumpster fire of a year, some dumpster bro romance, complete with dumpster fire, for your enjoyment.

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    21 Mar 2017