Dragon Lord by esama
7 Feb 2016
"You think you can control me?! I am Smaug the Impenetrable, Smaug the Golden, Smaug the Free! And you cannot ensnare me!"
“And none of you can see it?” Bilbo asked. He pointed to the furry little creature and it responded by yawning and curling up into a ball. “Are you really sure that you can’t?”
No one would look him in the eye.
“I’m not crazy,” Bilbo protested. “I’m not. There’s a hamster. Right there.”
Allergic reactions occur when a person's immune system reacts to normally harmless substances in the environment.
Symptoms include red eyes, itchiness, and runny nose, eczema, hives, or turning into a hamster.
- Part 11 of Animal AUs
Dwarrow women were rare- to the point that they could refuse kings their pleasure, where the men could not.
During the quest in a company full of his cousins and nephews, Thorin Oakenshield decides to take pleasure in their burglar- a creature soft enough that Thorin can pretend the hips he grasp in the dark belong to a feminine creature.
Bilbo Baggins doesn’t mind so much, being bed by a king of dwarves on the regular. She’s not as fond of bumming as he seems to be, but as long as no children come from it, it’s all just good fun innit? Still, it would have been nice if he’d asked first. Also, if they ever did it somewhere she could actually take her pants all the way off, that’d be nice.
Stiles already had a history with skin magazines for werewolves. It wasn't like he was new at this, even if his modeling portfolio was completely pathetic. He was cool and collected. He was a jaded professional. He was not at all prepared for working with Derek Hale.
Bookmarked by cyndala
9 Feb 2017