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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.

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    24 Jun 2012

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Dave Strider has suffered from insomnia and nightmares for his whole life. That is, until his best friend, John Egbert, sends him a one minute- forty two second long song that changes everything about his sleeping habits.

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    24 Jun 2012

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    18 Jun 2012

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    John’s hand splays out lazily against the cement. Dave’s hand, lined with scars, curls inches away, but inches were a lifetime to snails and miles to a map. They fall in love in a fragile reality, and make a romance story out of a tragedy.

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    17 Jun 2012

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    John tries to impress Dave and ends up with frozen strawberries on his knees. Based on the song "Bruises" by Chairlift. Dave and John are about 7 years old. Fluffy shenanigans ensue.

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    05 Jun 2012

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    Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.

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    18 May 2012

  7. Public Bookmark 98

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    After the game, things are pretty damn great, even if Dave accidentally goes non-linear once in a while.

    (in other words, John tries to help Dave cope with spontaneous temporal displacement)

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    13 Apr 2012

  8. Public Bookmark 11

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    In which a piano song helps chase away reoccurring night terrors.

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    08 Apr 2012

  9. Public Bookmark 69

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    Dave Strider is a complicated man kid and no one understands him except, uh, all these people I guess.

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    04 Mar 2012

  10. Public Bookmark 51

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you have unironically loved your best bro John Egbert for as long as four years and now you’re telling him about it.

    Not exactly the smartest thing you’ve ever done in your life, but at least you’re getting it over with.

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    27 Feb 2012

  11. Public Bookmark 69

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    Your name is John Egbert and you hate going to school. In the past year alone, you’ve needed your glasses repaired four times and replaced twice. Your chest and stomach are covered in bruises that you haven’t told anyone about. Sometimes you limp, other times you can’t breathe. Once or twice you’ve come home with a black eye.

    And you absolutely hate it.

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    27 Feb 2012

  12. Public Bookmark 4

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    Jade always says you shouldn't be out on Prospit or Derse during an eclipse, but she never said what would happen.

    And maybe it could be something good.

    Rated T for some language.

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    26 Feb 2012

  13. Public Bookmark 18

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    A request for dominant Karkat. Karkat approaches Dave about his apparent flushcrush and has a rather forceful heart-to-heart with the resident coolkid.

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    26 Feb 2012

  14. Public Bookmark 2

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    I don't know if I want to keep going, but please send in feedback on whether I should make it legit or not? Thank you sooo much ;-;

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    26 Feb 2012

  15. Public Bookmark 7

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    This was my submission for Team Jade<3Karkat for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics Round 1. It was chosen to represent the team! :D But it didn't win us any points. Sad. Rated for Karkat.

    Karkat Vantas doesn't go to school to learn. He definitely doesn't go to school to watch that one teacher's pet. And he definitely doesn't skip out the one day she isn't there either.

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    26 Feb 2012

  16. Public Bookmark 20

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    It's Valentine's Day.

    John's alone at home, eating junk food and watching movies.

    Dave isn't OK with that.

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    26 Feb 2012

  17. Public Bookmark 16

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    John decides that his hood is quite useful for more than just cleaning the floor, and Dave isn't totally opposed to the idea, either.

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    26 Feb 2012

  18. Public Bookmark 17

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    How Eridan had ended up falling for and dating Dave Strider of all people, he had no idea. Maybe it was how the human had just sauntered into his life and had stuck around, bugging him and teasing him and running his mouth as if he was getting paid to do so.

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    17 Feb 2012

  19. Public Bookmark 17

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    How Eridan had ended up falling for and dating Dave Strider of all people, he had no idea. Maybe it was how the human had just sauntered into his life and had stuck around, bugging him and teasing him and running his mouth as if he was getting paid to do so.

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    17 Feb 2012

  20. This has been deleted, sorry!

    15 Feb 2012

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