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    In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.

    There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?

    Right?

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    18 Aug 2016

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    Dean presented as an omega at twelve, and has spent his life in a privately funded omega house. Now, at twenty-six, he's a known troublemaker. And, he's the oldest omega at Sonny's. He needs a suitable alpha, but he doesn't want one. He has, in fact, fought tooth and nail not to have one.

    Castiel Novak, eldest son of Zachariah and Naomi Novak, maintains the large, ancestral estate, Tor-Valen. He is far more interested in his bees and providing for his servants than tying himself down with an omega. But, his parents insist. To comply, Castiel sends his butler, Meg, to specifically buy Dean. Because, everyone in town knows Dean Winchester isn't some cowering, conniving omega.

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    18 Aug 2016

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    When Dean and Castiel are tricked to go on a date, neither is happy about this. To get back at their deceitful friends, they hatch the perfect plan: pretend to be dating, and gross out their friends with their over-the-top, disgustingly cute romantic relationship – and then break up in the most despicable manner imaginable. As it turns out, you can learn a lot from someone just by pretending affection.

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    06 Aug 2016

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    You can't not build a life just because things might change.

    Or, Ray gets an MBA.

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    John Stilinski has been brutally killed and Stiles Stilinski finds himself thrust to the head of the American branch of the Stilinski Clan at the age of eighteen. The mobster family that operates mainly in central Europe, but had branched out to America with one very talented Claudia Stilinski, who had secured the market of central California (San Francisco, Brentwood, San Jose). She was succeeded by her husband and now her son.

    When his enforcer, Isaac, brings him Derek Hale as compensation for his family's debt, he’s not quite sure what to do. The Hales were a successful family who had worked with the Stilinskis quite successfully over the last decades. Now they are offering their son instead of money. Though Stiles is still learning the ropes of this mob business, he's pretty sure that THAT'S not normal!

    Stiles ends up using Derek as a bodyguard which is probably not what you’re meant to do with a rival family’s son, but Stiles is making this up as he goes. And despite him being a mobster, he still has some dignity left.

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    06 Aug 2016

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