18 Works by crazybeagle

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    “Where’s AA?” you ask, slowly.
    His head rolls up towards yours. He’s grinning now, madly, his teeth yellow with his blood.
    “Dead,” he breathes, then passes out.
    Karkat finds Sollux in the aftermath of Aradia's murder.

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    Two weeks after the Promised Day, the largest organized crime family in Amestris kidnaps Alphonse, to punish the brothers for a double murder that they can't remember committing.

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    When Ed attempts to make the trek to Xing to attend Ling's coronation as emperor, things go disastrously wrong. Turns out it really is a bad idea to cross the desert with automail. Good thing Winry tagged along, both to keep him alive and to call him ten kinds of idiot for having set out in the first place.

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    Or, the pillars that never fell... A series of short oneshots requested last night by my Tumblr followers, involving Ed witnessing and reacting to the deaths of certain characters. Winry and Al so far, Mustang and Hohenheim (and possibly a few others) to come. Mangaverse. No pairings.

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    Set during the final chapter of the manga/the corresponding Brotherhood episode. Ed has made his offer to Truth. What if Truth refuses to accept it? Equivalent exchange. A toll must still be paid…
    Not a death-fic, nor a parallel universe fic, or anything of that sort, though obviously an alternate ending of sorts. Be warned, though—said toll will be pretty brutal. Relationships will be implied if they do crop up, all pretty much canon.

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    Meet Sasuke Uchiha. He is about to do something he might seriously regret. This fate could've been avoided if he'd had a sassy gay friend. (Spoilers up through 519 of the manga.)
    If you haven't ever seen the Sassy Gay Friend, Youtube "Second City Network Sassy Gay Friend." The basic idea is that, if several tragic literary and historical heroines had had their very own Sassy Gay Friend to advise them, their terrible fates could have been avoided. The best ones are Juliet, Ophelia, and Desdemona.
    NOTE: Aside from language, this is pretty much entirely G to PG rated. There's a few cracks at a certain popular slash pairing involving a certain titular character (and another less popular fem-slash pairing), but that's it.

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    “Besides, Sam reasoned, if the crossroads demon had done a slightly sloppy job patching him up after bringing him back, how was that Dean’s fault, or his problem?”
    Based on this prompt by whitereflection for the h/c comment fic meme: Sam develops chronic muscle spasms around/near "that" scar on his back. Set in Season 3, after “Bedtime Stories.”

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    One obnoxious Big Bad with some unexpected tricks up its sleeve equals one hunt gone pretty far south for the Winchesters. They're both badly hurt, but Dean's got it decidedly worse this time around, and feeling pretty belligerent about it. Because hospitals? Not exactly his thing. Not after the last time. Set after "In My Time of Dying," written for a "lonely prompt" for the hoodietime (Dean-centric hurt/comfort) community over at Livejournal: Sam, Dean, gen, any season. Sam and Dean are both injured enough to land themselves in the hospital for a couple days. They end up sharing a hospital room. Dean hates being in the hospital, and Sam has to reassure him.
    Title from "Salina" by the Avett Brothers.

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    "Somehow he was floating free. And it wasn't water anymore. It was blood...it was sulfur...it was fire. And he was drowning in it." Coda to "The French Mistake," written for a prompt by the lovely phreakycat for one of ohsam h/c comment fic memes over on Livejournal last year. I don't want to give away the plot but the request was essentially for some heavy angst pertaining to this episode and some unexpected consequences of inter-dimensional travel for Sam. Didn't think it was possible, but when I saw the prompt, my brain went to that "challenge: accepted" place that seems to write so many of my cruelest fics for me.

    And a thank-you to phreakycat for having been a stupendous beta on this one, as well!

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    Watching him, Dean could almost pretend that Sam was not so destroyed as he really was. He could be sleeping...right? Sequel to "When the Levee Breaks," set after "Appointment in Samarra."
    (And in case you don't want to go back and read the story that comes before this one, all you really have to know that it's post "Appointment in Samarra" and that the wall has come down. Here's the fallout.)

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    Summary: He wasn't scratching the wall. The wall was scratching him. Clawing at him, more like. Tearing him. Wearing him down. AU after 6.11, Appointment in Samarra. Based on the idea that, even if Sam left the wall alone, what if the wall wouldn't leave him alone? Expect massive mind-attacks and an awesome big brother.

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    "Well done, Mark. That's what you get for asking a lesbian out."
    This was written for my lovely roomie, who requested a Mark/Joanne. I suppose it's more of a friendship fic than anything else--with, perhaps, the faintest glimmer of something more--but their relationship has such a fascinating dynamic that I had to try it out. It's post-musical and sort of movieverse, I suppose, as long as you take into consideration the scene of the film involving Maureen hitting on Alexi Darling's secretary, and Maureen's subsequent "proposal." (However, that said, I do infinitely prefer the musical to the movie....)

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    Unabashed gen wee!chester fluff. Written for a prompt courtesy of my best friend, TrueLoveFan: Wee!chesters. Dean's better than any teddy bear when Sam's scared.

    I wrote this almost a month ago in about 30 minutes, so don't expect much depth or masterful, life-changing quality, but oh look, five-year-old Sammy!

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    "It was hard to outrun much of anything when you could hardly force yourself to put one foot in front of the other anymore. Especially when at any moment you could very well be stumbling into something that could finally break you..." Coda to "Heart," in which Dean desperately tries to fix something that can't be fixed in the only ways he knows how--in this case, booze, Doritos, and a whole lot of concern.

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    Written back during Summer of Sam Love 2011 over at Livejournal. So the request for the prompt was essentially for Sam-centric angst, and I hope I served that part up well enough, but it spins off into a much bigger, much more injurious story, exploring just what Sam might've been up to between finding out he's Lucifer's vessel and when Dean meets up with him again. Whumpage ahoy.
    Prompt: "Immediately following Lucifer's visit in 5x03, Sam is alone in his motel room trying to come to terms with the idea that he is destined to be Lucifer's vessel."
    Summary: "I could leave you like this, all day long. But I won't. And you know why?" Lucifer leaned down close, whispered in his ear. "Because you would lie here all week if you thought it would spite me." Tags to "Free To Be You And Me" and "The End." Title from Iron & Wine.
    Art: by the illustrious graphic artist kiscinca on livejournal.

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    Summary: Extended coda/AU to 6.22, The Man Who Knew Too Much. Cas leaves the boys behind, and Dean finds himself with one broken arm, one broken car, and one broken brother. But they've had worse, and Dean figures that as long as Sam is alive and safe and with him, they can deal with everything else. But it turns out he doesn't know the half of it. Title taken from "Stable Song" by Gregory Alan Isakov.
    Warnings: Allusions to torture and mildly graphic self-harm. Allusions to schizophrenia but I'm not claiming to diagnose or portray it. …Yup, that should cover it. Sammy definitely gets the short end of the stick in this story, but I'm pretty indiscriminate with the whump here, so Dean and Bobby aren't really safe either…

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    AU of 7.02. The Leviathans and the souls destroyed each other. But Dean, Sam, and Bobby know that things are never that simple. They know it for a fact when they find two dark-haired children, one wearing face of a former friend and one wearing the face of a former enemy, lying on the panic room floor....

    Written for the 2011 Reverse-bang over at Livejournal, which means there's art by the lovely watercolor artist farfadine. Her masterpost for this fic is here: http://farfadine.livejournal.com/194560.html

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