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    While working as a video sign language interpreter for the deaf, John's last client of the day asks him to interpret a highly unusual call.

    (aka deaf Sherlock wants to call a phone sex hotline AU)

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    24 Apr 2016

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    Sherlock has a special room in his mind palace that he would really rather John never found out about.

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    22 Apr 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    The plastic bag of white powder is an event horizon. Every night he dances around it to the tune of the waltz he wrote for John, and some night Sherlock will tire of dancing and slam the giant Self Destruct button that beckons like an ember in the night.

    But for tonight he sets the Persian slipper down on the mantel reverently and pours himself another coffee, middle of the night be damned. He stands at the window and imagines that through the smog he can see Venus, Cygnus, Andromeda. That maybe, just maybe, John is doing the same.

    The idea that John may be in the Southern Hemisphere, looking at a different sky, hurts so much that he thinks it may kill him.

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    After the inevitable confrontation with Moriarty, John leaves.

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    15 Apr 2016

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    Sherlock teaches John the difference between lie and lay. Porny sex ensues.

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    7 Apr 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    A year after the events of Zurich, Martin is happy. Or well, somewhat happy. Possibly. He’s not unhappy, because why would he be?

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    23 Jan 2016