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    Inspired by Jennilah's adorable artwork of a tiny!cas-filled gumball machine.

    Dean walks into his local bank one day and notices that someone has filled the old gumball machine with these tiny, wiggling, sentient angels in individual plastic packaging. Deeply concerned about their air supply and the fact that they're trapped there in the sun, he starts pumping in quarters to rescue them. This is worse than leaving a dog in an overheating car.

    Now he's got forty of the little guys running all over his house, and god knows how many others might be trapped and dying all over the city.

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    23 May 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Wherein it is always advisable to read the fine print; useful gifts are preferable; worse options were considered; technique is important (color, not so much); the favor is returned; and Sherlock Holmes plays matchmaker.

    For the Seasonal Fucking Cheer Ficathon prompt: Inappropriate gifts: benefits and drawbacks.

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    13 Dec 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    Martin’s been with MJN Air for two months. He’s had ‘Martin’ and ‘male’ on his passport for three.

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    25 Sep 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Written for @sherlockchallenge September 2016 prompt: First Time.

    Mycroft: The early years. Moving to London straight from Oxford university, Mycroft Holmes begins work in an obscure government department in Whitehall. He has been recruited to be the successor of Sir David Bonneville, the department's Director. This is one of the stories from that time

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    14 Sep 2016

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    She's immune to your consultations, he's quite aware of what he's going through.

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    14 Jun 2016