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    Sherlock had been brilliant as usual - right up until the point where he wasn’t. There's always something.

    Now he and John are chained to a radiator in an abandoned house and have been left to die of thirst and starvation. First they have to survive that and be saved, before sating hunger, thirst and exhaustion can lead them both to saying and doing the things they thought they never could.

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    18 Jun 2016

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    She's immune to your consultations, he's quite aware of what he's going through.

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    14 Jun 2016

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    While working as a video sign language interpreter for the deaf, John's last client of the day asks him to interpret a highly unusual call.

    (aka deaf Sherlock wants to call a phone sex hotline AU)

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    24 Apr 2016

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    Sherlock has a special room in his mind palace that he would really rather John never found out about.

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    22 Apr 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    The plastic bag of white powder is an event horizon. Every night he dances around it to the tune of the waltz he wrote for John, and some night Sherlock will tire of dancing and slam the giant Self Destruct button that beckons like an ember in the night.

    But for tonight he sets the Persian slipper down on the mantel reverently and pours himself another coffee, middle of the night be damned. He stands at the window and imagines that through the smog he can see Venus, Cygnus, Andromeda. That maybe, just maybe, John is doing the same.

    The idea that John may be in the Southern Hemisphere, looking at a different sky, hurts so much that he thinks it may kill him.

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    After the inevitable confrontation with Moriarty, John leaves.

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    15 Apr 2016