consulting_smartass



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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Wherein it is always advisable to read the fine print; useful gifts are preferable; worse options were considered; technique is important (color, not so much); the favor is returned; and Sherlock Holmes plays matchmaker.

    For the Seasonal Fucking Cheer Ficathon prompt: Inappropriate gifts: benefits and drawbacks.

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    13 Dec 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Martin’s been with MJN Air for two months. He’s had ‘Martin’ and ‘male’ on his passport for three.

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    25 Sep 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Written for @sherlockchallenge September 2016 prompt: First Time.

    Mycroft: The early years. Moving to London straight from Oxford university, Mycroft Holmes begins work in an obscure government department in Whitehall. He has been recruited to be the successor of Sir David Bonneville, the department's Director. This is one of the stories from that time

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    14 Sep 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    She's immune to your consultations, he's quite aware of what he's going through.

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    14 Jun 2016

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    While working as a video sign language interpreter for the deaf, John's last client of the day asks him to interpret a highly unusual call.

    (aka deaf Sherlock wants to call a phone sex hotline AU)

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    24 Apr 2016