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    The new kid is terrible.

    Hux doesn’t even know when he started here, it’s like halfway through the semester and suddenly there is this tall glowering goth kid with safety pins through the lowest set of his ear piercings and regrettable lipstick and the world’s loudest fucking music, it’s not even in English half the time, apparently making his permanent home in the metal shop. Hux wouldn’t care if he didn’t have to go through the metal shop on his way to and from the darkroom, or if the fucking darkroom itself had any soundproofing to match the velvet blackness of its lightproof door and walls.

    Several weeks into the school year, eleventh-grader Hux's relatively peaceful independent-study art elective turns into an exercise in infuriation with the advent of Kylo "It's My Name, Okay" Ren and his inability to shut the fuck up. It turns out that Ren is okay with a torch, but abysmal at pretty much everything else -- except, well. Sometimes he makes up for it with Pop-Tarts.

    Now with illustrations by kromitar and raffe!

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    Hux, as director of Ordo Primus University's office of corporate and foundation relations, has to put up with a lot of nonsense on a daily basis, but one of the things he does not need are brilliant rock-star scientific-prodigy faculty members fucking up all of his careful cultivation work. Unfortunately, Dr. Kylo Ren is happening to him, and all Hux can do is try to stay on top of the situation.

    Metaphorically speaking.

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    4/?
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    The final story in the all that you love will be carried away trilogy.

    Insurrection requires manpower, money, and most of all, secrecy. After the events of for there is nothing lost, General Hux and Kylo Ren must suffer exile, separation, and the banality of punitive administrative assignments in order to protect their growing conspiracy against Supreme Leader Snoke and his infelicitous management of the First Order.

    But exile, while expedient, can be unspeakable; and in the vast reaches of the galaxy there are so many variables they cannot control.

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    To entertain acroamatica, who is the best: a slightly tongue-in-cheek attempt at Kylux noir. It's my first time. Be gentle.

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    They say you’re the best. That you can find anyone. Is it true?

    I’d taken my feet off the desk, leaned forward to light the cigarette for him. Who’s asking?

    I am, and he’d blown smoke at me, those lips curved and lush. I want you to find my uncle.

    How’d you lose him? It wasn’t my best line, but I was at a disadvantage. Could be he doesn’t want to be found.

    He’d sat down on the edge of my desk, all black and white in the barred street-light through the window blind, and those eyes felt like they were unscrewing the top of my head to have a look inside. It’s complicated, he said. It’s a family thing.

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    Set several months after UFUT: the SPCT initiative continues to grow, Cronus Ampora receives some much-needed therapy, parking in Baltimore does not stop being deplorable, and troll genomics are explored.

    THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED

    My apologies to everyone who has been patiently waiting for an update. I have put an outline of what would have happened in chapter 10 if you are interested.

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    Written for kromitar and raffe's amazing coffeeshop AU over on tumblr. Hux is the store manager for one of the First Order coffeeshop locations, and Ren is not very good with customers, and it just gets worse from there.

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    This goddamn disaster of a new hire -- not his doing, Snoke’s personal decision, thank you very much CEO Snoke, charmed I’m sure -- is the equivalent of a customer-service black hole. Apparently he’d actually worked at fucking Irresistible before ditching them for the First Order, he’s related to the woman who owns the place, and Hux devoutly wishes they’d take him back. Most of the time.

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    After the events of all that you love will be carried away, Hux and Ren and the Dark Heart are sent on a series of missions by Supreme Leader Snoke, searching for ancient Jedi ruins and the information that might still remain within them to be discovered and unlocked. It is a far cry from the Finalizer and the Starkiller Base assignment, but Hux is developing philosophical distance, and in any case he is too busy to brood overmuch.

    But the things they discover are far from simple, and not limited to ancient tumbledown temples on backwater planetoids--and in fact Hux and Ren learn rather more about each other than Snoke might have had in mind.

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    和您的主人Hux将军一起欣赏古典音乐。场景设定为all that you love will be carried away,发生在这个故事之前以及其中。

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    Classical Music Appreciation with your host General Hux. Set in the same verse as, and taking place before and during, all that you love will be carried away.

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    Supreme Leader, the oscillator is failing. The collapse has begun. There is nothing that can be done.

    Hux, sent to retrieve Kylo Ren from the dying Starkiller Base, has lost almost everything, and has little patience or tolerance left for anyone or anything--particularly not Snoke's pet pseudo-Sith and his amateur theatrics. But you do the job that is in front of you, to the best of your ability, and you hold on as long as you can.

    Now with illustrations by givenclarity!

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    10/10
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    Almost 80 years ago, the famous plane Amelia Gearhart vanished on the second-to-last leg of her historic round-the-world flight. Now, racing fellow Wings Around the Globe winners on a special run honoring Gearhart, Dusty Crophopper finds himself lost over the Pacific due to equipment failure.

    Again.

    Post-Planes: Fire and Rescue.

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    5/?
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    The kid's eyes were blue.

    Max notices things without knowing he's noticed them, these days. Little fragments of image, of memory, stick in the churned mess of his head like slivers of glass: too small to bleed, they fester.

    Of all the things he can't now forget about the past few days, this is not an important one, but it keeps coming back. How blue the kid's eyes had been, in his wasted face, powdered white and smudged black with the War Boys' skull paint. How wide and how blue.

    It keeps coming back.

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    Out here, everything hurts: as King once said, the spiritual state of unbelief is desperation. Leaving the Citadel alone after the survivors' triumphant return in the battered Gigahorse, the voices in Max's head are silent, but he finds himself changing course for the wreck of the War Rig nonetheless, not sure what he's expecting to find, not sure what he's hoping for.

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    11/?
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    Post-Planes: Fire and Rescue: Dusty comes back from working a fire, exhausted and damaged, and has some little time to consider his place in the world while Maru cleans ash and debris out of his intakes. Might just be the beginning of a series of drabbles.

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    It's always different looking into something than being inside it.

    Always. No matter where you are, who you are. Intensity is relative. Blade can remember, in the dim dead days of Los Angeles, people talking in bars: oh you're on TV, you're him, you're Blade Ranger, oh wow you're really him, what's it like, what's it like being awesome, what's it like being a star? What's it like being you?

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    After the fire: Blade watches the kid flying aerobatics and considers what it was like to have somebody else fly your stunts for you. Remembers another world. Remembers what it was like to be right out of make-believe and trying hard as he could to be real.

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    Dusty considers what it might be like to be the kind of person you look up to. Figuratively--and literally, in terms of flight performance. Short introspective piece set after Planes: Fire & Rescue.

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    Captain America can remember everything before the ice, and wishes it were otherwise. Whatever the limitations of the serum, it's very evident that he has a long and profoundly lonely existence ahead of him.

    Then Project Insight turns grief into guilt, and until something comes tapping on his bedroom window after dark, lonely and long threatens to become unbearable; but it turns out that Spenser was right after all: there is nothing lost but may be found, if sought.

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    Inspired by one of kaciart's amazing drawings: the Winter Soldier faced with a pre-serum Steve Rogers and--conversely--1940s Bucky Barnes coming home to find Captain America lurking in the kitchen.

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    Maintenance is required, he says again, and the earpiece still does not reply.

    This is the longest he has been out of cryo in what passes for his memory. Once or twice before he had been injured during missions, and gone into the ice before bruises could spread and darken on his skin; when he came out again, he would be repaired, all hint of damage taken care of by the things they dripped into his veins. Vaguely he is aware that people can heal without the chair and the tank and the IVs, that he is special and not anyone else in the world is quite like him, but he does not know how people go about the business of healing. Be functional, he tells his right arm, and again receives no reply.

    Time, presumably, passes.

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    "What the hell," Bucky says, "get down, Steve, you idiot--!" and puts three rounds neatly into three robot attackers Steve hadn't even heard approaching. They fall down and short out and spit sparks. And, oh God, Bucky's here, turning up out of nowhere, and Bucky.

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