coldhope
Fandoms
- Homestuck (69)
- Discworld - Terry Pratchett (7)
- White Collar (1)
- Transformers - All Media Types (1)
- MS Paint Adventures (1)
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Non-SG/SB AU. Cronus does something incredibly stupid in an effort to make people take his humankin thing seriously; Dirk picks up the pieces. Mind the tags.
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- Part 25 of HHCOD fills
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She's lounging in the chair at the head of the table, red boots propped on the edge, grinning that predator's grin. Stripped to her shirtsleeves, black mane tumbling over her shoulders, she laces her fingers behind her head and regards Dualscar's man for just long enough to be really worrying before saying "Well? Why are you taking up space on my ship and dripping on my deck?"
He doesn't have a hat, but if he did, he'd be twiddling it anxiously in his hands right now. You go on sewing tiny neat stitches into the rip in her coat's lining, but you are listening hard.
"It's my Cap'n, yer 'onor," he tells the deck.
"What is?" Mindfang is enjoying herself so obviously that you start to feel echoes of it rippling along the link she's forged for herself into your head.
"He's...hurt bad, marm. Terrible bad."
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- Part 24 of HHCOD fills
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Karkat, rebel leader, makes an unsettling discovery during a supply-ship raid: a purple seatroll, disgraced, miserable, and massively gravid.
It's hard to not stare at the huge mound of his belly. "It's gonna take us a couple nights to get back to the base. You're gonna have to stay in here. Please for all fuck's sake do not lay eggs on my bunk or I will have to flip my shit so hard the fucking ship's gyros will explode."
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- Part 23 of HHCOD fills
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vwhat do you do wvhen you're suddenly drovwnin in clear air and nobody is answverin your trollian pings gaspin for help? Call on the fuckin humes for assistance is vwhat. Specially the one vwith the wvands.
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- Part 22 of HHCOD fills
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After the Game, the kids and trolls end up on a planet very similar to Earth, complete with oceans, mountains, forests, etc. Dave takes Sollux to the beach.
The really bad thing about having the echoes of your powers still working is that you know when things are going to happen, without being able to stop them.
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Ficlets written in response to Homestuck Hurt/Comfort On Demand requests over on Tumblr.
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An AU in which SGRUB as such never happened, focusing mostly on Eridan Ampora and the trials and tribulations of being such a raving douchebag (with good hair).
Details, illustrations in progress, etc., available at my tumblr.
More comprehensive explanation here.
Komm in mein Boot
die Sehnsucht wird
der Steuermann
Komm in mein Boot
der beste Seemann
war doch ich--Rammstein
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Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle by Snarp
Homestuck
3 Jun 2013
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In Which A Vampire, Accompanied By Her Mutant Moirail And On The Run From A Sinister Confectionery Mogul, Blogs Unkind Things About YA Vampire Novels; The Author Of One Such Work Responds In A Hostile Fashion While Intoxicated; Structures, Conveyances, And Fragile Emotional Equilibria Are Thoroughly Wrecked; Works Of Popular Fiction Are Criticized In Ways Inadvertently Revealing Of The Critics' Anxieties; And Pirates Present A Problem.
Bookmarked by coldhope
7 May 2013
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The Tragical History of Eridan Prince of Alternia by RoyalHeather
Homestuck, Hamlet - Shakespeare
12 May 2013
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Shakespeare's Hamlet, as played by Homestuck characters. Starring Eridan as Hamlet, Vriska as King Claudius, Roxy as Ophelia, and Karkat as that one friend of Hamlet's who everyone seems to forget about.
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7 May 2013
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Metal gleams in the predawn light that creeps through your window—steel ribs cracked open, slabs of green silicon stamped with circuitry more convoluted than a Golgi complex.
Brobot is your finest work. You're sending it to Jake so he can tear it apart.
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3 May 2013
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Equius is prone to bouts of coughing after he's been ill. Also prone to trying to hide it. Poor silly Equius.
You're past the point, now, of trying to convince yourself that the tickle that started in your throat hasn't migrated downward into your airsacs where it chafes at you every time you breathe in too deeply. You're just breathing shallowly, tinkering with a servomechanism while Nepeta drinks tea with Feferi Peixes. It would be improper to draw attention to yourself now - now, while the highest-ranking troll on the planet is in the room, even if nothing of more consequence than a game of cards punctuated by kitty roleplay is going on.
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1 May 2013
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Life is hard for a case-worker in the Necromancy Enforcement Agency. Research seriously, write ridiculously. I guess there are language warnings and Hitler gets mentioned in the first paragraph.
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- Part 1 of Necromancy Enforcement Agency
Bookmarked by coldhope
29 Mar 2013