coldhope
Fandoms
- Homestuck (62)
- Discworld - Terry Pratchett (7)
- White Collar (1)
- Transformers - All Media Types (1)
- MS Paint Adventures (1)
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Spring semester at Anningley offers new and exciting challenges including Lightboard M, deep and meaningful interpersonal conversations, skulls, yet more theater parties, and Dave Strider's storied cool being shaken to its foundations.
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- Part 2 of In Full Clarity
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An older HHCOD fill: Kanaya is having difficulty with her transformation into rainbowdrinkerdom, finding that her lurid novels have skipped over the messy bits, and Karkat notices. And in inimitable Karkatian fashion, does something about it.
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- Part 20 of HHCOD fills
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Set several months after UFUT: the SPCT initiative continues to grow, Cronus Ampora receives some much-needed therapy, parking in Baltimore does not stop being deplorable, and troll genomics are explored.
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- Part 6 of UFUT
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Tiny oneshot in the UFUTverse, set vaguely after Wanted Extremely Pricy Troll(s) chapter 4. Bro takes everything on himself, and just being human doesn't exempt him from the need for a moirail.
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- Part 7 of UFUT
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Ficlets written in response to Homestuck Hurt/Comfort On Demand requests over on Tumblr.
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An AU in which SGRUB as such never happened, focusing mostly on Eridan Ampora and the trials and tribulations of being such a raving douchebag (with good hair).
Details, illustrations in progress, etc., available at my tumblr.
More comprehensive explanation here.
Komm in mein Boot
die Sehnsucht wird
der Steuermann
Komm in mein Boot
der beste Seemann
war doch ich--Rammstein
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Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle by Snarp
Homestuck
6 May 2013
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In Which A Vampire, Accompanied By Her Mutant Moirail And On The Run From A Sinister Confectionery Mogul, Blogs Unkind Things About YA Vampire Novels; The Author Of One Such Work Responds In A Hostile Fashion While Intoxicated; Structures, Conveyances, And Fragile Emotional Equilibria Are Thoroughly Wrecked; Works Of Popular Fiction Are Criticized In Ways Inadvertently Revealing Of The Critics' Anxieties; And Pirates Present A Problem.
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7 May 2013
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The Tragical History of Eridan Prince of Alternia by RoyalHeather
Homestuck, Hamlet - Shakespeare
12 May 2013
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Shakespeare's Hamlet, as played by Homestuck characters. Starring Eridan as Hamlet, Vriska as King Claudius, Roxy as Ophelia, and Karkat as that one friend of Hamlet's who everyone seems to forget about.
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7 May 2013
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Metal gleams in the predawn light that creeps through your window—steel ribs cracked open, slabs of green silicon stamped with circuitry more convoluted than a Golgi complex.
Brobot is your finest work. You're sending it to Jake so he can tear it apart.
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3 May 2013
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Equius is prone to bouts of coughing after he's been ill. Also prone to trying to hide it. Poor silly Equius.
You're past the point, now, of trying to convince yourself that the tickle that started in your throat hasn't migrated downward into your airsacs where it chafes at you every time you breathe in too deeply. You're just breathing shallowly, tinkering with a servomechanism while Nepeta drinks tea with Feferi Peixes. It would be improper to draw attention to yourself now - now, while the highest-ranking troll on the planet is in the room, even if nothing of more consequence than a game of cards punctuated by kitty roleplay is going on.
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1 May 2013
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Life is hard for a case-worker in the Necromancy Enforcement Agency. Research seriously, write ridiculously. I guess there are language warnings and Hitler gets mentioned in the first paragraph.
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- Part 1 of Necromancy Enforcement Agency
Bookmarked by coldhope
29 Mar 2013