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    Yuuri wakes up in Victor’s room the night after the Sochi Grand Prix Final banquet. Did they sleep together? No. Instead, last night, Drunk Yuuri taunted Victor that he hadn’t earned the right to get in his pants…and spelled out exactly what Victor would have to do to get there.

    Now, Victor intends to do everything on that list…

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    “The conversation,” Victor says, “went something like this. You said I wasn’t getting in your pants that easily.”

    Victor says this in a normal tone of voice. Anyone could hear him. Yuuri looks around, but if anyone is paying attention, they’re pretending not to.

    “Naturally, I asked what I would have to do to get in your pants.”

    “Ah.” Yuuri blushes. “How embarrassing. What do you mean, naturally? Why would you ask that?”

    Victor tilts his head. “Because I want to get in your pants. I thought that much was obvious by now.”

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    Note: Yuuri is not in a great headspace post Sochi Grand Final, and this fic necesssarily touches on mental health issues so please check the tags.
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    29 Aug 2017

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    Vicchan has a crush on their neighbor across the balcony, and so does his owner.

    Yuuri, certified Dog-Dad™, will do anything for his beloved poodle—even if that means constantly embarrassing himself in front of his devastatingly attractive neighbor.

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    09 Aug 2017

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    Maybe Nishigori got ahold of a lock of Viktor's hair, and some Polyjuice potion. Maybe it's all an elaborate prank. With this as his only reasonable explanation, he steps forward, snags Viktor by his robes and tugs him in.
    "Nishigori," he says in Japanese, "this prank isn't funny. Your English is better than when I left, though."
    "Ah," says the fake Viktor Nikiforov in English, voice dipping, and is he blushing? "What was that?"
    "Maybe I got hit in the head by a Bludger," Yuuri muses. Viktor's smile grows ever wider, tightening at the edges. "Maybe I never came home from my international Quidditch competition. Maybe I'm lying in the hospital right now, hallucinating."
    There has to be an explanation, mystical and magical or medical, for the best Seeker in the Quidditch world showing up at his door; something besides his portrait, which won't stop talking to Yuuri anyway.

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    06 Aug 2017

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    In which Yuuri accidentally insults Viktor Nikiforov in front of a crowd of reporters, only to discover that apparently being called a 'talentless hack' is what turns Viktor on.

    This is not how Yuuri envisioned meeting Viktor going, but hey. He'll take it.

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    04 Aug 2017

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    On the 18th June, 8 days, 192 hours and 11520 minutes after Vicchan‘s death, and these exact numbers are important, Phichit barges into Yuuri‘s room and looks at him with an unusual serious expression.

    „Okay,“ he says, his slim hands in his hips „You need a change.“

    Maybe going out drinking when depressed was not the smartest thing to do, especially not when he came home in only his underwear and with phone numbers scribbled on every part of his body.

    What Yuuri didn‘t expect was that Phichit had already booked them a flight to Norway at this point.

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    Yuuri's life is a mess, and he tries to to fix it. Phichit is a good friend who tries to help, but he surely didn't expect Yuuri to hook up with Viktor Nikiforov on their little vacation

    Alternate title: Why Norway Is The Best Place To Fall In Love

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    02 Aug 2017