clumsyoctopus
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- Homestuck (2)
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UU: yoU, in particular, will be welcoming one particular goddess into yoUr world.
TT: Goddess?
UU: yes! ^u^ the goddess of light herself.
TT: A chick, huh? Bummer.
UU: U_U i think yoU will honestly find her most engaging, dirk.
UU: shoUld yoU give her the proper chance!! u3u -
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
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"Rapunzel is lost to you. You will never see her again." The king's son was beside himself with pain, and in his despair he leapt down from the tower. He escaped with his life, but the thorns into which he fell pierced his eyes.
Anthy searches the world for Utena Tenjou.
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29 Apr 2012
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Twilight: the abridged version. With lesbians.
Rose's life is hard.
She's a teenage girl growing up in a new town, with a werewolf and a vampire battling for her affections, and nobody understands.
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17 Feb 2012
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She's silhouetted in the bright morning light; a shining angel that sets off your headache almost immediately and proclaims Hark ye, maiden of the grain and grapes, today will be a Day Moste Shittey.
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4 Jan 2012
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What is immediately apparent to anyone with a passing interest in ghosts or the undead, the grim and grisly, is that Rose Lalonde’s new house is haunted.
Post-Sburb. Rose and Aradia explore post-game melancholia and the homicidal, subterranean depths of Rose’s house.
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TG: well damn this is serious
TG: not many problems a blanket fort cant fixBookmarked by clumsyoctopus
9 Oct 2011