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  1. Rec 20

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    During your habitual post-work shower, Rick Sanchez comes crashing into the bathroom.

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    24 Dec 2017

  2. Rec 24

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    “I-I-I can’t even fucking believe…of-of all the stupid shit, I mean. Sex pollen. Sex pollen! Do you-d’you ever fucking feel like your life is one huge fucking cliché for someone else’s amusement? I mean h-how tired and overused can something…? J-just uuuggggggh. Fell right into that one, did-didn’t I?”

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  3. Rec 15

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    C-137 was never one to do his own dirty work if he could pawn it off on somebody else, and everyone knows that hot young blondes make the very best spies. But sending you after his evil self mightn’t have been Rick’s most inspired idea.
    (Commissioned by mysticairghuleh.tumblr.com)

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    23 Dec 2017

  4. Rec 15

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    When he’s got his mind set on fucking you, Rick won’t let anything stand in his way. At least not having to hide from an infestation of council soldiers.

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    22 Dec 2017

  5. Rec 18

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    Reader is bored and Rick gives her his goggle thingies to entertain her. Let's see what her alternate selves are up to, shall we?

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    21 Dec 2017